REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! (Spamton Reader X RWBY)

CHAPTER 1

NO-ONE'S POV

Ruby was walking back to Beacon after going shopping for some basic supplies like dust for her weapon and some cookies.

She began walking down an alleyway when suddenly the dumpster next to her popped open.

???: HEY          EVERY         !!  IT' S ME!!!  EV3RY  BUDDY     'S FAVORITE [[ Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

???: SPAM-      SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

SPAMTON laughs crazily. 

Ruby: Do I know you?

SPAMTON stops laughing and stares right at Ruby.

SPAMTON: WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...

SPAMTON: HUNT rESS! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! 

LOOKS LIKE YOU' RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] 

ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? 

SALES,  GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??

LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? 

SPAMTON laughs and punches the dumpster hard enough to leave a dent in it.

Ruby: If you want some money I can-

SPAMTON: WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!

IF YOU' VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]   THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]

WHY BE THE [[Little Rose]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE

WHEN YOU CAN BE A

[[BIG SHOT!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!]] [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]

Ruby: A Big Shot? (Why does that sound so familiar?)

SPAMTON: THAT' S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! 

AND I HAVE JUST. 

SPAMTON starts walking closer to Ruby

THE THING.    YOU NEED.    THAT'S

[[Hyperlink Blocked]] .

SPAMTON then backs off and starts laughing while talking.

SPAMTON: YOU WANT IT.  YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON' T YOU.

WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!   ALL YOU HAVBE TO DO IS SHOW ME.

YOUR [[Aura and Semblance]].

Ruby: What? I-

SPAMTON: YOU'RE HUNT reSS< AREN'T YOU? 

YOU'VE GOT THE [[POWER.]]   WHY DON'T YOU [[Show it off?]]

HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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