Fnia Why am I working here

Chapter 46

A/N: Sorry I haven't been updating recently I was sick but now I'm no longer sick so enjoy the chapter

Y/N Yawns as he finishes closing the restaurant with Matt

Y/N: Matt I'm tired

Matt: I know but what can you expect we are extra busy this week plus don't get me started on the kid you punted just cause he called you a poo poo head

Y/N: ...

Matt: Anyways let's just hope we don't get extra customers

Y/N: Not gonna lie I might ask Kate to give me a week off

Matt: Uhh I don't know every time you leave work the girls are extremely rude to the customers when you aren't here plus usually when you leave it's only a day now imagine what a week is going to do to the girls

Y/N: Man come on help me out I need a break take over the shift for me

Matt Flashbacks

Matt: First day of work I'm so excited

Golden Freddy: hey you're the new night guard how old are you?

Matt: Oh I'm 17

Golden Freddy: oh ok *sigh*

Golden Freddy Mind: I guess I'll tell the others we can only kill him it's a shame we can't have our fun if he was an adult we would've had him do our game I guess we just gotta do it the old-fashioned way

Many Nights later

Matt: KATE IM TELLING YOU THOSE ANIMONTRONICS ARE HAUNTED I CAN BARELY SURVIVE I DONT WANNA GET STUFFED IN A SUIT AND DIE

Kate: your overreacting how bout this if you survive till you turn 18 ill make you manager and you won't have to do the night shift or day shift ever again

Matt: ... let me think about it hmmm

Matt: Fine

18 days later

Matt: Please hit 6 AM I swore I calculated my power usage right

80 Days later

Matt: *MANIAC LAUGH* I GOT THIS

180 Days later

Matt: Why the fuck do I still work here

1 year later

Matt: IM FREE I WAS SO TERRIFIED SO MANY TIMES

Kate: GOD DAMMN NO ONE SURVIVED THE OLD FASHIONED WAY IN SO LONG

Matt: wait what

Kate: I think its time you know about incredibly terrifying and incredibly terrifying killer robots

Kate: Yea that's the old-fashioned way all they did was just kill you in the most terrifying way as possible

Matt: Wait .. what was the current way they do it now

Kate: Oh they kill you through sexual things

Matt: so you're saying I could've died through sex?

Kate: Oh hell no you were a minor so they couldn't do it they only do the old fashion way on minors plus they are still virgins they don't go overboard they usually just kill you by suffocating you in their boobs while crushing you in their very metallic body

A/N: it's true when I was remaking this book I changed it to that so don't you go correcting me because it's my fucking book

Matt: Oh so I still don't even get to lose my virginity