There's this really long one and also a lot of weird ships again
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Doc: I can see a penguin dancing shouting noot noot in my room
Doc: I think I’m being haunted by pengu
Ranboo: stop
Doc: Also the chameleons back and I think it’s in love with pengu
Doc: Pengu proposed and now they are getting married and everyone here is invited except for ranboo i don’t know why they just don’t like you ranboo
Doc: Yeah they hate you ranboo cause Americans threw tea in the ocean
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(Please idk how we did this)
Jack, as Walmart employee: welcome to walmart how can i help you
Tommy, charecter unknown: Uh
Tommy, charecter unknown: Idk how i got here
Tommy, charecter unknown: I was in the bathroom showering
Jack, as Walmart employee: would you like some towels
Tommy, charecter unknown: Yes I'm naked
Tommy, charecter unknown: Help
Jack, as Walmart employee: get 1 get 2 for more
Tommy, charecter unknown: What
Jack, as Walmart employee: that’s 24 dollars
Tommy, charecter unkown: Can u give me money
Tommy, charecter unknown: I kinda don't have my wallet
Tommy, charecter unknown: Bc I'm naked and all
Jack, as Walmart employee: you can open a walmart credit card for 3000 dollars down
Tommy, charecter unknown: Yeah you don't understand
Tommy, charecter unknown: I'm completely naked
Tommy, charecter unknown: Like I don't have a phone. Or a wallet. Or cash.
Tommy, charecter unknown: Like I can't do anything
Jack, as Walmart employee: sir i can tell by the THING THAT IS DOWN THERE
Jack, as Walmart employee: but it’s fine because we have a card for you
Jack, as Walmart employee: it’s only 49 dollars a month
Tommy, charecter unknown: Wait what time is it
Jack, as Walmart employee: it’s 10pm we are open 24/7
Tommy, charecter unknown: Oh shit
Tommy, charecter unknown: I have a colonospocy in 30 minures
Tommy, charecter unkown: Look man I really have to go
Jack, as Walmart employee: exause me
Jack, as Walmart employee: YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES
Tommy, charecter unknown: Can I just take the towels and leave?
Jack, as Walmart employee: finna shove a camera down ur ass
Tommy, charecter unkown: I'll pay you back like tmr
Jack, as Walmart employee: hm okay
Tommy, charecter unknown: Alr thanks bro
Jack, as Dr Mia: hi i’m dr mia
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my friends are funny lol
FanfictionWelcome to the home of Rare pairs and even rarer fucking statements Yeah my friends kept saying funny things so I thought I would make this for their privacy I will not being using names and will use characters some quotes will have trigger warnings...
