Peso: You should go to the hospital! :0
Tweak: We don't do that in America.
***
Shellington: What happens if I press the brakes and the gas at the same time?
Kwazii: The Gup takes a screenshot.
Tweak: Get out of the Gup-
***
Barnacles: I'm not a father figure.
Tweak: What are you doing then?
Barnacles, holding a knife over a sandwich: Peso doesn't like the crust.
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Paani: Why is Kwazii crying?
Captain Barnacles: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Kwazii: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Paani: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Kwazii: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Paani: NO, NOT THAT!
***
Kwazii: What's it like being tall?
Kwazii: Is it nice?
Kwazii: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Captain Barnacles: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Peso: It was one time!
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Peso: How do you do that?
Kwazii: I'm fearless.
Captain Barnacles: I saw you run from spiders yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Kwazii: I'm mostly fearless.
***
Inkling: I require moisture
Tweak: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
***
Dashi: How is spring not everyone's favourite season? The trees are PINK, guys!!
Tweak: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Dashi: But pink.
Peso: And it's hot.
Dashi: PINK!!!
***
Shellington: English is a difficult language. It can be taught through tough thorough thought, though.
Dashi: Stop.
***
Kwazii: How petty can you get?
Tweak: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Tweak: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Dashi: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tweak: Absolutely not.
***
Captain Barnacles: Time for plan G.
Shellington: Don't you mean plan B?
Captain Barnacles: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.
Peso: What about plan D?
Captain Barnacles: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt an hour ago.
Dashi: What about plan E?
Captain Barnacles: I'm hoping not to use it. Kwazii dies in plan E.
Tweak: I like plan E.
***
Alright that's all I have time for. Now it's time to go hurriedly write that texting story I forgot to write on Friday.
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Octonauts Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of oneshots I come up with about Octonauts. Also any incorrect quotes and stuff. I love Octonauts way too much don't judge.
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