Uhh so I one again spent the afternoon on an incorrect quotes generator. So have these I guess.
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Dashi: I can't imagine what Kwazii is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Kwazii: Hey Peso?
Peso: Yeah?
Kwazii: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Peso:
Peso: ...What.
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Captain Barnacles: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Dashi: Even better!
Captain Barnacles: What did you-
Dashi: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Peso: Isn't that a bit dangerous?
Kwazii: Psh, please! We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Peso: ...
Kwazii: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt-
Barnacles, injured due to selflessness for the fifth time that week: ...
Kwazii: Alright, we escaped unhurt once...
Peso: Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Barnacles, unamused: Reckless idiots.
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Tweak: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Kwazii: But what if something else happens just this one time?
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Kwazii: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating sand?
Barnacles:
Barnacles: Why are you eating sand?
Kwazii: Did I ask you if I should eat sand? No, so answer my question.
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*The TV is freaking out*
Paani: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*Unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. Nothing changes*
Paani: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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Inkling, holding a model of 1000 little spheres inside a big sphere: This is a model of how many Earth's can fit inside the sun.
Kwazii: Damn, that's gotta be at least 12.
Shellington: Well, you're not wrong.
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Octonauts Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of oneshots I come up with about Octonauts. Also any incorrect quotes and stuff. I love Octonauts way too much don't judge.
