Fade into Armonia with multiple soldiers running around. Cut to Kimball approaching two Feds.
Kimball: Alright men, let's get this hog lined up with the others.
Fed Soldier 1: Uh, have you filled out the vehicle request forms?
Kimball: What are you talking about?
Fed Soldier 2: The Federal Army follows a very strict regimen when it comes to requesting weapons and vehicles.
Kimball: Well, this isn't the Federal Army.
Fed Soldier 1: Tell me about it.
Kimball: Listen you little-
Washington and South walks in.
Washington: You two. Why isn't this warthog over with the rest of the vehicles?
Fed Soldier 2: Oh, Agent Washington!
Fed Soldier 1: We will get right on that sir.
Washington: Good.
The two Feds hop into the warthog and look towards Kimball and Washington.
South: Now, is there anything you feel like you should say to General Kimball?
The two Feds stare at Kimball.
Fed Soldier 1: ... Bitch.
The Feds drive off.
Washington: Hey! (running after the warthog)
Kimball: Remind me to put those two on the front line.
Washington: Don't you start too.
Kimball: I told you they won't listen! They're just a bunch of mindless drones that do whatever Doyle tells them to do.
South : And you're the leader of the cave-dwelling savages that blow things up to get what they want.
Kimball: You know that's not true.
Washington: Well, you haven't done anything to prove them wrong yet, have you?
Kimball: Agent Washington, South I'd appreciate it if you didn't lecture me on how to make friends with the enemy.
Washington: The enemy?
Kimball: You know what I mean.
South : We're all on the same side here, Kimball. Have some faith. If you start believing in them, maybe they'll start believing in you.
Kimball: Yeah. ...Maybe.
A warthog passes by in the background, with Jensen at the wheel.
Jensen: Excuse me, vehicle coming through.
Washington: Please tell me that wasn't Jensen.
A crash is heard off screen.
Simmons: (off screen) GOD DAMN IT!
Jensen: (off screen) Sorry!
Cut to show Grif and Simmons looking at a crashed warthog with Jensen at the wheel. Kimball and Washington run towards them.
Simmons: How?! How was that possible?! You were going like 5 miles an hour!
Jensen: Uh, I'm sorry, sir. Just bad luck, I guess?
Palomo runs out from behind a warthog.
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