A bizarre family 2.0

What If Pt65

"what?!? What are our roles in this family?" Josuke asked

"uhm... Alright, as I said it started with Jonathan, then he had a son who's not here, that son had Joseph who's here, Joseph had holly, Holly had Jotaro and Jotaro had jolyne.... Now there are three more people remaining, me, Josuke and giorno. So that's not one of the proudest moments Joseph had but when he was 62 years old he cheated and he had Josuke, as I said not one of his proudest moments..... About me and giorno it's a bit weird so I'll let you absorb this info and then I'll let you know" you said and they nodded as they tried to take all the info in

"you cheated on grandma suzie?!? What the fuck you old fuck?!?" Jotaro yelled

"hey! I'm not old!! Also I don't remember doing that!!... Or having a family" Joseph said

"shut up already! Just wait until I beat the shit out of you" Jotaro said

"now, now!! No fighting!! If anyone starts a fight I'll personally send you to hell" you said

"she can do that" jolyne said and you nodded

".... I feel like some women in this family are a bit... Aggressive" Jonathan said

"it's the daddy issues" jolyne said and you laughed

"daddy issues?" Jonathan asked confused

"oh yeah, that guy over there was absent for most of my life because of his job, and her father was not the best, he also died when she was four" jolyne said

"yeah, I grew up as an orphan" you said with a shrug

"uhm... The food is still hot so let's go and eat" holly said and everyone went to eat, as you all ate you and jolyne kept whispering to each other

"I have already sent my stand out to look for anything suspicious" jolyne whispered

"great thinking, I'll do it as well" you whispered and secretly let your stand out and it started searching. 30 minutes passed and you suddenly jumped up

"what happened (y/n)?" holly asked

"I just remembered, me and jolyne need to go somewhere so we'll have to leave now, we'll be back soon" you said, jolyne got up and you both run out of the house.

Some time passed and you two still didn't come back, meanwhile Holly let them wonder around the place, someone had found his way in your room and started reading your diary, the one you had since you were 4, in there you wrote everything. Who you were, your parents, family, everything!

That someone told the rest and they also found out what kind of role giorno had in the family.

Around night time you and jolyne made your way back home

"I can't believe we lost him! We were so close to catching him!!" you said in frustration

"I know right!?!? Now how are we going to find him?" jolyne asked

"oh don't worry, I know for a fact he doesn't live here so after everyone falls asleep I'll go and search for him" you said

"you're probably going to scare him a lot! I mean imagine you're getting chased by a tall woman in the middle of the night? That's terrifying!" jolyne said and you laughed

"that's my goal, we need to bring everything back to normal" you said

"yeah... Now I'm exhausted with all of that chasing so let's just go and lay in our beds and relax" jolyne said as you both entered the house

"true, I have a long night ahead of me, I need to save some energy" you said, suddenly someone hugged you, you looked over confused and saw Jonathan

"everything good?" you asked him confused

"why didn't you tell us what kind of role in the family you had? Or about giorno?" he asked as he looked at you

"I just wanted to Find the right words.... Holly did you tell them?" you asked her

"no, I still don't know how they found out" she said

"alright someone went through my stuff, who was it?" you asked everyone pointed at Joseph

"now wait a second! I didn't mean it okay?!? It was an accident!" he said as he backed away, you just jumped on him and put him on a headlock.

"hey, I wanted to do it for a long time now, revenge for all the times you farted on me while I was trying to wake you up!" you said and he struggled against you

"I bet she's going to win!" jolyne said

"same" giorno said

"same" Josuke said

"come on all of you! Stop hurting him" Jonathan said

"just one moment" you said as you kept Joseph on a headlock and then let him go

"I always wanted to do that but I couldn't because he was old and wrinkly" you said

"..... Now you're acting like dio" Jonathan said

"do not ever say that again" you said and he nodded, suddenly you got that sudden shiver that you're being watched, without hesitation you run out of the house and looked around.

You searched for a while until you found the guy and restrained him, you then saw jolyne running out of the house.

"oh my God you got him!!!" she said and then she held him down as well.

"alright bastard, bring everything to normal" you told him

"why should I? I can take you down easily" he said, at this point you didn't realize that the other's came outside

"what? Oh I'm sorry I didn't hear that, look at you, you're being held down by two women and you can't do anything" you said with a smirk, he went to hit jolyne but you kicked him in the balls and started howling in pain.

"now get everything back to normal" you said but he refused

"alright, alright, it's fine, you'll just stay down there, jolyne get off of him" you said and she did, the dude tried to get up but he couldn't

"I just paralyzed you after I kicked you in the balls, anyways are you going to get everything back to normal or not?" you asked him as you circled him

"why should I? By the way how did you do that? It was so fast" he said

"I did some secret assassin trainings, though I haven't killed anyone, I just like to be fast" you said

"nice, very nice.... But I won't speak" he said.

"alright, guess I'll burn you alive" you said and suddenly fire started from far away from him and it slowly got closer

"gurl you're going crazy" jolyne said

"I have a plan" you whisper

"get everything to normal and I won't burn you alive" you said

"what?!? You're crazy!!! Stop it!!" he yelled

"I told you what to do if you Don't want to be burnt alive" you said

"alright alright!!! Stop the fire and I'll bring everything to normal!! I won't trick you I promise!!" he begged and you stopped the fire

"she wasn't going to do it don't worry" jolyne told them

"do it" you told him and he did it, everyone went back to normal and you all sighed with relief

"what about we beat him up?" you asked the others and they nodded

"eat him up?" Joseph asked and you all facepalmed, Holly took him inside and the rest of you took care of the stand user for good