32. Just dio teaching you numbers, letters and other stuff (age 2.5)
You were sat on your father's bed and he stood in front of you.
"do you want to learn how to read and tell the numbers?" he asked and you nodded and smiled
"alright, let's start with the letters" he said and he pulled out some cards
"A, A Is for apple" he said.
"A... Apple" you said.
"good, now B, B is for book" he said.
"B, book!" you said
"awesome, now C, C is for cook" he said.
"C, cook!" you said
"great job, you're learning fast, now D, D is for I Dio" he said.
"D, Dumb" you said as you laughed, he didn't laugh at all.
".... Whatever, now it's E, E is for elephant" he said.
"E, elephant!" you said
"great job again, now F, F is for fun" he said.
"F, Fuck!" you said
"no, F is for fun, fun" he said.
"fuck" you replied
"don't say that word" he said
"fuck!" you said and he sighed
"moving on, G, is for great" he said.
"G, great!" you said
"good job, now H, H is for honey" he said
"H, honey" you said
"alright, I, I is for insect" he said.
"I, insect" you said
"good job" he said as he switched the card.
"now is the letter J, j is f-" before he could finish you cut him off.
"Jonathan!" you said and he facepalmed.
"no, J is fo-" you then cut him off again.
"Jojo!" you said happily, Jonathan was in the corner smiling at you and then laughed as he saw that dio was slowly giving up
"moving on! And don't say that name again" dio told you, you looked at him and then started chanting 'jojo' all the time, Jonathan was crying from laughter as he saw Dio's face, after you stopped you guy started all over again.
"ok, now tell me the abc's, from start to finish" dio said.
"a b c d E f g h I jojo k l m n o p q r s u v w x y z" you said and he sighed.
"it's J, not jojo, it's J" he said and you nodded, he then told you to start all over again
"a b c d E f g h I jojo-" he then cut you off.
"(y/n), (y/n), look, it doesn't say jojo here, it says J, now let's try again" he said he wanted to explode from anger.
"a b c d E f g h I..... J k l m n O p q r s u v w x y z" you said.
"good job! You finally got it right!" he said and he hugged you.
"it's not fun anymore" Jonathan said with a pout
"ok, let's learn how to count from one to ten, do you know the numbers?" he asked and you nodded.
"1, 2, 7, 4, 8, 3, 5" you said
"no, no, no, it goes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10" he said
"1, 2,...... 3,4, 5, 6, 7.....8....9.......10" you said, you paused a few times to remember the correct order
"yes! Good job!" he said
"let's continue from 10 to 20 now" he said
"10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20" dio said.
"10, 11, 12....13...14....16, no, 15, 16, 17....18, 19, 20!" you said.
"good job! By the end of the week you'll know how to count to 100" he said as he hugged you
I know it's short but meh
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A bizarre family 2.0
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