Jerome: Kid! Kid! Monty fell down the stairs! He needs to go to the hospital, quick!!
Kid: Yeah... no
Jerome: What?! What do you mean no?!
Kid: Well, you see Jerome, I don't believe in stairs.
Jerome: WHAT?!
Kid: Stairs were created by the government to fool us all. They're just holograms
Jerome: Holograms.
Kid: Holograms with mass, to be specific.
Jerome: Created by the government..
Kid: Which is run by an overarching group of
all-omnipotent sheep that live for the
destruction of our world.