Garcia: I agree, I'll bake cookies for everyone tomorrow if we all go to bed? :D
Emily: I FUCKD9NG LOVE COOKIES PENNY OH MY GOD ILL GP TO BED RIGHT NOW FOR YOU AND YOUR COOKE9S 🥠
Derek: that's a fucking fortune cookie idiot 😂😂😂😂😂😂
JJ: she's so drunk Derek I'm surprised she's typing semi coherently ☝🏻
Reid: Make sure she drinks lots of water! Hydration is important when consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Emily: where am I
Y/n: FUCKKK TAHTS SO FUNNY IM SORRY💀💀
Derek: where am I headass 👧🏻
Emily: sleep tiem
7:56AM
Emily: everyone sut the fuck up my head hurts so bad.
Y/n: babes no one was even talking I fear 🙀
Emily: hate u rn
Y/n: 😕🙏 sorry u feel that way fr
Derek: LMAOO EMILY IN HER BOZO ERA 🤡
Hotch: Derek when she chases you with scissors I don't wanna hear it
Derek: She needs to be humbled like the rest of us 💪🏾💪🏾😝 just facts
Y/n: yk what Derek, I respect your bravery ⚔️
Emily: atp the hangover is so bad I do not care what his bald headed, hairless chipmunk, Mr clean looking, no hair having self has to say about me 🤏🏻🤏🏻 🕶
Hotch: I appreciate your resilience and lack of violence (I don't want to be fired)
Y/n: hadda clarify 😍☝️
Derek: Emily you are a high functioning alcoholic with mommy issues with the most crooked bangs I have ever seen in my life. The fact that this bureau allows you to carry a weapon boggles my marbles and you're also gay.
Rossi: causal homophobia at the end
Y/n: Rossi..
Rossi: yeah I'll shut up I'm sorry
Hotch: .. that's funny I'm sorry 🧍🏻♂️
Emily: yk what Derek, you don't take my shit and that takes balls, very small ones from you, but balls nonetheless
Emily: now everyone shut up
JJ: you guys are so confusing 💀
Y/n: greatest insulters though, I'll give them that. Derek's clapbacks>> emilys insults>> I respect the grind 💯 👹👹
Derek: u just like me fr
Y/n: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Emily: 💀😭 FUCK
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
