(This chapter is going to be very short and gonna be based on a video)
Mom: Um, how do I make ramen?
Mom: Do I just pour some water on it and stick it to the microwave or oven?
PartyKing: Oven
Mom: Thanks
WeebTrash: How about just boiling water?
Mom: How?
Mom: Teapot?
bees!: a kettle
PartyKing: You put water in a pot, then boil. Put the noodles in and then put the packet and stuff if you feel like it.
WeebTrash: Or that. Also put an egg for extra deliciousness.
Mom: Thanks
Mom: Do I just break an egg in the pot?
WeebTrash: yeah, just crack an egg and throw it at the ramen
Mom: Anyways, I finished
Mom sends a picture of a very uncooked ramen in a bowl with water
Mom: Did a good job to write this down.
InnocentBoiMustProtect: why don't I see water there?
Mom: The hell you mean? It's right there
InnocentBoiMustProtect: oh just lighting
AdorableKitten: sure hope you have something to give it flavor
Mom: Uh, salt?
WeebTrash: doesn't it have a bag?
PartyKing: You're telling me that you'll eat ramen just like that?
PartyKing: No vegetables, nor broth? Just water, salt and ramen?
Mom: The hell, you want me to put the bag in the water?
WeebTrash: ...
Mom: It will melt
RiderOnShootingStar: wha
RiderOnShootingStar: unpack it
Mom: It's a plastic bag in boiling water?? What the
bees!: Open the plastic bag
WeebTrash: the flavor?
Mom: Salt
WeebTrash: WHERES THE FLAVOR PACK ARMY??
PartyAnimal: ok
PartyAnimal: inside the packaging
PartyAnimal: were there more packets??
Mom: oh yeah
Mom: I thought it was one of those anti moisture packages
Mom: So it was flavoring, good to know for next time
WeebTrash sent a photo of someone confused
bees!: I mean there are instructions on the packet
bees!: 100% just read next time
Mom: shit maybe I shouldn't have thrown it away
bees!: well it's still in the trash?
Mom: too late now, already ate it
bees!: the fuck you just ate Army?? Noodles on salted water?
Mom: they were kinda crunchy
PartyKing: crunchy????
bees!: crunchy...
WeebTrash: crunchy
PartyKing: LOL SISJSNSKBSSODJ
WeebTrash: CHXGSBAIISKSOSDOS
bees!: do you even cook other things??
bees!: bruh
Rider sent a photo of someone screaming
Mom: dang my stomach hurts now
WeebTrash: IM OUT
bees!: you just ate..raw noodles and salted water
Mom: but you all said put salt in for flavor
PartyKing: I can't
PartyKing: I'm laughing too much hahahah
RiderOnShootingStar: instant noodles has too much salt already
WeebTrash: tf we said not to eat it without flavor
Mom: the package bag is the flavor???
RiderOnShootingStar: my cod
bees!: Army, learn to read your cooking stuff more and don't try to wing it
PartyKing: and I thought my cooking was bad.
PartyKing sent a photo that said 'can we fix it? No it's fucked'
RiderOnShootingStar: I didn't know you could mess up instant noodles
WeebTrash: I mean
WeebTrash: it's his first time with instant noodles
WeebTrash: could be worse
bees!: maybe you can collab with someone on a cooking stream
RiderOnShootingStar shared a photo with Mom asking WeebTrash about instant noodles
bees!: 1. Boil water 2. Pour water in bowl 3. Put ramen in bowl 4. Put powder or oil they give you in for seasoning 5. Let it soak for 3-5 minutes 6. Voila!!
Mom: ok explain this
Mom: if it's called instant noodles why did it take me 45 minutes to make?
Mom: scammed
WeebTrash: wait what
WeebTrash: 45 minutes?
PartyKing: taking 45 mins to cook a non-flavored half cooked instant noodles
Mom sends a thumbs up photo
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