"Oh shut it Neil, you should be practicing that kissing scene so you don't FUCK it up because of that 'panic attack!'"
Neil ⇣
"WIZARD!! Your about to get your CUE. I will not have you ruffians, RUIN MY BIG DEBUTE!! Now GET!!" He said pushing Max
You didn't have a role for the play, but you were the one who had to make the audio sounds. Oh yes!! You need to go to Max, you have to drop a smoke bomb!!
(Author here. No fucking clue what it's called ☠️)
"I'm afraid we have no other choice! We must turn tooo... Pause. Black magic!"
He said and you dropped the smoke bomb making Max sloooooooooowly walk on stage
"Yo, did someone say black magic?"
"Amateurs..." You could hear Preston say from the other side of the stage
"Ah, mighty wizard! Please revive our daughter who died so foolishly!"
"What's in it for me?"
"Umm. That's not your line.."
"Yeah I'm just messing. Okay, one revived daughter coming right up"
"Latinus speakitus revivedeadjulietis, man who wrote this..?"
"I'm baaaaaaaaAaack!!" Nikki said appearing from the coffin
"That's the end of Act 1, intermission time. GO GET SOME SNACKS!!"
"Welp, that's it for me!"
"Thanks for your contribution. An inanimate object stuffed with HAY could've acted better!! Platypus, your doing great! Stole the scene! Keep it up!!"
"Muack."
"Alright people, get your SHHHIT together!!"
You and Neil walked over to Max
"Your up next, break a leg buddy."
"Your right! If I'm injured I can't preform!! Hit me, hit me hard!! It's gotta look convincing.."
You were prepared to see Max hit the absolute fucking shit outta Neil but instead, he weakly slapped him and he made a sound
"ÊëûÛghh.."
Max took a picture of Neil
"What are you doing??"
"Changing David's tinder profile of course, hey how do you spell conquistador?"
"Oh, pfft easy! C o n q u i s t a d o r."
"Wait, say it again but slower."
"C, o, n, q, u, i, s, t, a, d, o, r."
"Wait is it c o n q e i s t a d o o r?"
"No, it's that but u i and one o."
"Sooo, like this??"
He proceeded to show you the screen
"No it's like THIS."
Unbeknownst to you, people that that you haven't learned the name of, we're talking about Neil as you tried to get Max to fucking spell conquistador right.
"There he is! Look how nervous he iss! God he's so HAWWWT 👹"
"He's OBVIOUSLY a loser, Tabii."
"Ohhhh, look how his sweat on his upper lip glistens in the moooonlight.."
{insert Neil's nasty ass sweat ☠️🤢}
"I cant believe we came all the way to this hella gross camp to see him. There's like dirt, everywhere!"
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Max x Reader ( Never Knew Until Now ) REWRITING
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