Max x Reader ( Never Knew Until Now ) REWRITING

~ Chapter Eight ~ Into Town (OLD)

Gwen was peacefully reading her 'BUTTS & BODIES' book in the Counselors Cabin

Then, David came in with a 'CAMPER POWER' and 'CAMPE DIEM DEEZ NUTS' sign while his hair and his shoulder were on fire

"What did I say? I said don't do Fire Safety camp and Political History camp unless if you REAAAAAALLY want it to turn into Riot Control Camp."

"Go, get out of here."

"What??"

"Your not going to do anyone any good if you keep letting Max get to you like this. Take a break!! I'll cover underwater basket weaving tomorrow. Take the campmobile and get outta dodge for a day. Reset."

"What.. Should I do?"

"How the hell should I know? Go into town and do.. Whatever it is that you do to blow off steam before you kill someone."

"That's.. Not a bad idea."

"Your still on fire b-t dubbs!"

"Thank you." David said as he exited the Cabin

You were hanging out with Nikki and Neil while talking to Space Kid

"Ohh, fascinating! So if you park the ship at a Lagrange point then the combined gravitational—"

"Neil, Nik, (shortened term of your name, or a nickname!) let's go!"

"Hey, we're talking here!!" Space kid said pointing at you and the others

"The Moon landings were a hoax filmed in Area 51 orchestrated by the government as a publicity stunt designed to humiliate the Russians in the space race!"

"Noooooo! No, I cant hear you, I cant hear you, I cant hear you—" Space kid said as he ran away

"This is it, he's finally cracking!!"

"Well yeah, no wonder, you use that conspiracy theory on him like every other day."

"Neil, I know your the smart one and all but even I knew that he was talking about David."

Max ⇡

Neil ⇣

"The revolution is working! He's going BONKERS! And he's going into town.."

"Into town? To do what?"

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"We're gonna find out." Max said as pulled down the covers blocking you, Neil and Nikki from being seen

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(Left to Right is Neil, Max, you and Nikki bt dubbs)

Sigh "Sweet 22.2 degrees Celsius, here we come!"

"You idiot! This isn't about air conditioning! This is our chance to study David!"

"Uhhhhhh, I always kinda dry out in AC. And it makes me sneeze."

You were about to say something before Max beat you to it

"Hush, you!"

"Just what exactly do you think he's into?"

"Hookers and blow!!"

"What?!" You, Max and Neil said at the same time