A bizarre family 2.0

What If Pt58

When you woke up and you thought you will have a normal day you saw that you were in an unfamiliar dark place, when you sat up someone entered the room and he picked you up

"where am I?" you asked but he didn't answer, meanwhile Lisa lisa saw what happened and she run to the others

"you too get out of there as soon as you can! The pillarmen got the kid!" Lisa lisa said

"what?!?..... Is she important to us?" Joseph asked

"yes!" Lisa lisa said

You on the other hand was so confused, the man set you down and he bowed to someone

"I brought the human child lord kars" he said

"good" kars said and he walked up to you and looked at you

"that little shrimp is important for our victory?" another man asked

"it appears that she is.... She's a bit different..... And she smells like a joestar" kars said

"I am one" you said and he looked at you with disgust

"I'm not telling more" you said with a shrug, that angered him

"she also smells like something else" Esidisi said

"is it because I have two biological fathers?" you asked and they looked at you confused

"..... How?" Wamuu asked

"well my birth father was a vampire and he stole someone else's body, that body belonged to a joestar, so I have two biological fathers" you said, that made them shut up

"take the weird human child to her room" kars said, wait! You still wanted to stay and annoy him because he kidnapped you

"you're not human?" you asked and he smirked

"no, we're immortal, we're thousands of years old" kars said, hoping he would scare you

"really?!? Cool, so what did you do for all these thousands of years that you lived? Wasn't it boring?" you asked and he groaned in annoyance

"I'm not telling you anything, Wamuu take her to her room" kars said, Wamuu went to pick you up but you slipped right through his hands

"why not? I want to learn! Have you had a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend? Do you have children? Do you have siblings?" you asked

"your attempts of trying to annoy me won't work" he said

"really?.... That's bad, at least I tried" you said with a shrug and Esidisi laughed

"be careful how you're talking to me" kars said

"you'll regret kidnapping me" you said before Wamuu took you away, the walk towards your room was silent

"what powers do you have?" you asked him

"wind powers" Wamuu said

"you know, there's a band that sounds exactly like your name... 'wham'" you said

"a band? What's that?" he asked

"it's a group of people that make music" you said

"interesting" he said

Your stay there wasn't one that you'll give 5 stars, you could give it 2 or 3 though, you tried everything to annoy kars but he managed to annoy you because he found out who you are

"what is it? Are you annoyed?" he asked while smirking

"you're acting immature, you're picking on a child.... I'm 5" you said