Not Even Close || Number Five x Fem!Reader

PART III: Chapter 51

The way both sides kept throwing shade at each other was getting quite repetitive. Y/N wasn't sure if she can handle her boredom a little longer. Turns out, she could when a random thought came in: I wonder what my room looks like now.

But before she could sneak out of the whole fiasco, the Sparrow Academy's Grace robot walked in with a plate of cookies. "I wasn't expecting company." She was as uptight as a teenage boy trying to ask a girl out. "This is the best I could do on short--

"Short...

"Short notice." It was evident that the Sparrows couldn't care less about this Grace. Her rusty head twitches and her distorted voice box said so.

Diego felt like he was tearing up when he saw the face of his mother figure once again. "Mom." He mumbled underneath his breath.

"Mom?" And so, the other Sparrow spoke up. "She's a robot, you perv."

"She's not a robot." Diego bellowed. He didn't care what Jayme called him at all. But Luther did. "Hey, don't you call him that." Space boy scolded.

"Or what?" Ben tormented, he was already having the intention to get their asses kicked.

Luther, of course, followed his lead. "Come closer and find out." He threatened. Before the know it, each of their voices were overlapping one after another.

"You think I'm afraid?"

"Oh, look at that! She has a voice!"

The only people who were trying to stop anything that will lead to throwing kicks and punches were Vanya and Marcus.

"Luther, stop."

"Stand down, Ben."

Y/N didn't bother to join in their loudness competition. Rather than doing that, she just chuckled at yet another thought. This is giving me major flashbacks.

She just didn't think they would notice her laughing. The girl only snapped out of it when they suddenly went quiet. "What's so funny?" Fei snarked at her.

"Oh, nothing." Y/N sighed. "Just laughing at the fact that you guys are the supposed mature, professional heroes and yet here you guys are..." Before she finished her sentence, she took a cookie from Grace with her telekinesis, "doing the monkey see, monkey do of our taunts and mockery like a bunch of idiotic jocks."

Y/N was supposedly tormenting Ben with a stare as the Umbrella Academy suppressed their smiles. "Nice one, babe." Y/N winked at Five once she heard him reach out to her telepathically and kissed the back of her hand.

It was then she felt eyes on her from the Sparrows. When Y/N looked ahead, she spotted Jayme staring. There was not a glint of glare in her stare. It was actually a little more on the intrigued side. With that, she gave Jayme a fake smile with squinted eyes.

Ben, however, wasn't going to back down crom the trashtalks. "And you've said a lot of things already, and yet nobody gives a shit." He glowered.

"Oh? Is that why you're relying to the wise words of, 'if looks could kill'?" Y/N spat back. "I hate to break it to you, but your glare won't bring out a murder scene here, squidward."

At that point, Y/N was about to get the best of Ben. "What did you just call me?" But Marcus stepped in his way.

Diego made sure he backed up Y/N for this one. "How about I hide that big Rubik's cube up your ass?" He said. This caused to flare up the anger inside Ben more.

But Marcus wasn't gonna let Ben do anything just yet. "Enough!" He shouted. Just as he did, Jayme spat and shoot out a smidge of something onto Diego's face.

He could've sworn she shot something on his face by the way she looked at him and sarcastically blew a kiss. But when Diego tried to wipe what was in his cheek, it felt as if nothing was there. What the hell did she do to me? He wondered.

"I don't know what circus you escaped from or how you got past our security, but we're done here." Marcuse declared, "You've got 30 seconds to get out of our house."

"And if we don't?" Allison mocked.

"Then we'll have to settle this the old-fashioned way."

"Agreed."

Just like that, all of them stood by their bases. Some were warming up and stretching while some where completely confused as to what was happening in the first team.

As Diego watched and waited for his family in their fighting stances, Marcus started...

Dancing?

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Random Thought:

I want to do so many things. But I'm not even moving lol.

I'm a little rusty hehe.. but I'm getting there. I hope you all liked the first chapter!💗

-BloodyinspiredTri

P. S. NEW COVER!