Legolas: I think we should increase the guards around the city, my father needs Mirkwood to be better protected.
Tauriel: I'm supplying as many elves as I can!
Helena: I know you are, but the spiders keep advancing.
Brigid_H_1300 and Nazgurl340 are hiding in a tree
Brigid_H_1300 So we have the dare?
Nazgurl350 *grins wickedly* Yup.
They jump out of the tree, scaring the others
Tauriel: *pointing an arrow at them* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Helena: Uh...it's okay, they're with me.
Brigid_H_1300 We have a dare for you, Leggles!
Legolas: Oh no...
Nazgurl350 You have to steal Thranduil's elk and give it to Thorin!
Legolas: Bu-but Ada will be furious!
Tauriel: That is the best idea! You have to let me watch!
Helena: Well, you have to do it Leggi.
Nazgurl350 Have fun!
Brigid_H_1300 hahAHAHA:D
Later on
Thranduil: Galion! Look after Fabulous! *puts on sunglasses and walks out the palace gates*
Nazgurl350 His elk is called Fabulous? Really.....?
Tauriel: Well, technically it's called something else, but you know the king, he's like that. He loves his elk more than anything else.
Legolas: MORE THAN HIS OWN SON😭
Helena: *pulling him behind a pillar* Shh! That's...why you're stealing it! To...uh...prove that you're better than it!
Elf #1: Hey! Galion! How about some Dorwinion vintage? Now the King has gone, he'll never know!
Galion: Yeah, Fabby here can look after himself. *pats Fabulous and leaves with elf #1*
Legolas: That's my Ada's wine they're drinking! Galion is a dreadful butler!
Brigid_H_1300 This is the perfect time for you to grab the elk and make a quick getaway!
Legolas: *awkwardly sneaks towards the elk* Here...Fabby? Lots of yummy food over here! Lots of parties and stuff?
Elk: *hears the word parties and runs at Leggi*
Legolas: WAHHHHHGGGGGHHH!!!! *runs off*
Galion: What was that noise? OH ERU NO! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE ROYAL PARTY ELK! CALL THE KING!
Tauriel: *appears from behind column* Okay! *blows warning horn*
Brigid_H_1300 Now we go and watch the drama unfold:DDDDD
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