Thranduil is brushing his hair
Thranduil: two hundred and three brushes......two hundred and four brushes....two hundred and five bru-
Helena: What happened to 'I woke up like this'?
Thranduil: *jumps and tries to hide the brush* WHAT! Lady Helena, it is far too early in the morning for you and your friends to be sneaking into my chambers! Begone!
Helena: Not today Thrandy. @RachelMarkham here has a question for you.
RachelMarkham: ...uh it's okay. We can leave.
Thranduil: Oh go on, ask the question. It can't do any harm.
RachelMarkam: Well, I want to know where you get all your fancy robes? They're just so...fancy!
Thranduil: Ah! A question I enjoy! I own over one thousand robes, and I get them all custom made by a wonderful little elf who is my personal tailor. She is willing to fit me for silk, satin, velvet....any material! Personally I enjoy maroon silk the best, it's truly stunning and compliments my hair excellently!
RachelMarkham: Can I meet her?
Thranduil: Of course. This is Esgalel.
Esgalel: My lady, it's lovely to meet you. I make all of his majesty's robes.
Thranduil: I'm an excellent customer, aren't I?
Esgalel: Well, you're a little fussy. *whispers* very fussy!
Thranduil: Well, once you DID try to make me wear yellow and pink together! It was terrible! *fake faints*
Thranduil fangirls: NO! THRANDY!😍😍😍😍😱😱😱😲
Helena shoos away the Fangirls with a feather duster
Esgalel: Thranduil loves his clothes almost as much as his hair.
Thranduil: *walks out humming* I'm so fancy...you already know...
RachelMarkham: *_*
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Ask the Elves!
FanfictionEver wanted to know something about Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond, Galadriel, Lindir, Tauriel, Celeborn, Glorfindel and all the other elves? Yes? Well this is the book for you!
