Five Nights at Talking Tom's With Paul Dano

Chapter 38- I'd unhug you if I could

Paul sat alone while Ryan was interviewed. He was at a comfy booth

But that's when Fred came over and sat in front of him

"Hey" Fred greeted

"Hey"

"So uh, how have you been these few years?"

"Fine"

Fred sighed "Come on Paul, talk to me. I'm not the same person from when we were teens. I think I'm better, and I think you're better too. And I'm sorry we left on a bad note about our daddy issues. I'm truly sorry"

Paul hesitated before speaking "I'm sorry too. I've missed you so fucking much, Fred. It was stupid of me not to contact you after Frank's murder"

"It's okay man, I forgive you. It's all in the past. We've grown"

"Yeah I'm 20 now"

"Holy shit. You're fucking old"

"Yeah. I'm about to buy a house with my boyfriend. It'll be our three year anniversary next month"

Fred gasped "Get out of here"

Paul chuckled "Yeah. He was my first everything, and I truly love him"

"I get it. Well actually I banged a lot of people before I became enemies to lovers with Jonathan but yeah I get it"

THAT'S WHEN SOMEBODY SAT NEXT TO PAUL

"PAUL BABE ARE YOU OKAY I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED"

OH YEAH IT WAS KURT FROM KURTSWORLD And he pulled Paul into a hug

Paul hugged back then released "Yeah, a bit traumatized, but I'm kinda used to it"

Kurt then turned to Fred "Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Kurt from Kurtsworld96"

Fred smiled "I'm Fred. You must be Paul's amazing soulmate"

Kurt blushed "That's me"

"Oh, me and your boyfriend were just catching up on life. I haven't seen him in a few years"

"Did he tell you about his photography?" Kurt asked

Fred's eyes went wide "No!"

Kurt smiled and wrapped his arm around Paul's shoulder "Well Mr.Dano over here has pursued photography and some of his shit has been on some magazines. Like Spin, Alt Press, and Rolling motherfucking Stone"

Fred gasped "Bitch you have money"

Paul shrugged "Yeah, I guess I do. We're both pretty successful"

"Omg what do you do?" Fred asked Kurt

"Oh well I own my brand called Kurtsworld96, which includes various types of fashion styles to shop from. My brand also produces short films. In the future I really want to work more with technology and this thing called the internet to make my own ride sharing company, which is like a taxi that you can book"

Fred leaned back "Man, y'all are successful as fuck"

"Man you are too. Limp Bizkit rocks my socks" Paul said

Ryan then came over "Hey guys"

"How'd it go?" Paul asked

Ryan sighed "Fine for me, but not for Jonathan. He was having this very long affair with Eminem so he's taking it pretty hard. Oh yeah and I'm closing this place. But don't worry I've been already working on a new place slay"

"What?" Fred asked through gritted teeth

"OH SHIT FUCK SORRY I SAID ANYTHING I FORGOT YOU GUYS WERE DATING UMMMMMMMMMM"

Fred then stood up and got out of the booth in a rage. He started punching the walls and various objects. He even punched a baby and it died oh but Fred is Fred and he's an icon so he didn't get arrested.

Then Jonathan appeared, and it was like an old stand off. One that looked the exact same on the day that they confessed their hatred and love toward each other.

And just like the last time,

Fred started singing

"You had your own Paul D and Ryan combined
Writing you songs and singing them all like
Every single day
Tour brings that special pain

So fuck yourself and fuck your feelings
I believe but not in you and me, so
So fuck yourself and fuck your feelings
I believe but not in you and me, so

I'd unfuck you if I could
I'd unlove you like I should have
Months before I did
In the months before I split
It's turbulent
It's turbulent

I'd unfuck you if I could
I'd unlove you like I should have
Months before I did
In the months before I split
It's turbulent
It's turbulent

You had your own Frederick Durst (Hi)
He fucked your ass fast and he made you laugh, yeah, yeah
You must be out of your mind
Well, I know you are
Let's see, where to start?

How about the love letters that you still sent
Even though you fucked another
While I wrote my fucking answer
My anxiety is turbulent and permanent
You gave me hell on Earth
And said to 'Work with it'

So fuck yourself and fuck your feelings
I believe but not in you and me, so
So fuck yourself and fuck your feelings
I believe but not in you and me, so

I'd unfuck you if I could
I'd unlove you like I should have
Months before I did
In the months before I split
It's turbulent
It's turbulent

I'd unfuck you if I could
I'd unlove you like I should have
Months before I did
In the months before I split
It's turbulent
It's turbulent

You had a taste of the life
But you grew complacent
And my sanity laced itself
Up in the back of your mind
And that's where you left me to die"

THEN THE RANDOM BEAT THAT KINDA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE FRED SANG WENT CRAZY AND EVERYBODY MOSHED AND BULLIED JONATHAN BECAUSE HE WAS A CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!!!!