Chapter 6: Lake quest and a random guy

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Aqua was sleeping peacefully. Kazuma was looking at her.

Kazuma: *in his mind* This money is meaningless. Feeling satisfied with just a few coins, taking care of a useless Goddess...

Kazuma: This isn't the parallel world life I wished for. Fighting ferocious dragons with a cursed or holy sword, being lauded as a chosen hero, love blossoming with a party member. Isn't that how it's supposed to be?!

Cleetus could be heard outside of the stable.

Cleetus Jr: IT'S SO UNFAIR! WHY!? WHY?! WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DO IT!

Kazuma: Huh? Is he still mad about yesterday?

In the guild:

Aqua, Kazuma, Megumin, Darkness, and Cleetus were sitting at a table. Megumin and Darkness were trying to comfort Cleetus.

Cleetus Jr: *Sniff* Life is just unfair!

Megumin: Hey, it's ok Cleetus

Darkness: Yeah. The important thing is that you're safe

Cleetus Jr: I know, but *sniff* I had it! I had the second myth!

Fiddlepat: I told you it's not easy to get! Hey, do you want to change?

Cleetus Jr: Yeah*sniff*

Cleetus and Fiddlepat then changed.

Fiddlepat: Hello again people. Cleetus will be in my head crying for a while

Aqua then slammed the table.

Aqua: I've had enough of living in debt! A quest! Thanks to Dullahan, there are only tough ones left, but let's accept one! I want money!

Cleetus Jr: AND I WANT MY MYTH BACK!

Fiddlepat: Calm down you!

Darkness: I-I don't mind

Fiddlepat: Of course, you don't

Aqua then clung onto Fiddlepat.

Fiddlepat: Oi! Get off me!

Aqua: P-Please! I'm sick of working part-time in the shopping district! The manager yells at me if any croquettes aren't sold! I'll work hard! I'll give it everything I've got this time! Please!

Fiddlepat: Well, that's your problem, not mine! Get off me!

Fiddlepat tries to rip Aqua off him.

Kazuma: *in his mind* That is one pitiful self-proclaimed Goddess

Fiddlepat: Listen!

Fiddlepat finally gets Aqua off.

Fiddlepat: How about you find a quest for us. Maybe that way you can STOP CLINGING ON TO ME!

Aqua: Got it!

Aqua saluted and then ran to the quest board.

Megumin: Will Aqua be all right? I get the feeling she'll bring back some insane quest

Kazuma: Yeah

Fiddlepat: I don't mind. Besides, the quests on the board ain't that hard for me

Darkness: I'd also be ok with an unreasonable quest!

Fiddlepat: Alright, we get it, You're a masochist

Darkness: A-Am not!

Fiddlepat: Alright, if you all are really worried about Aqua bringing a hard quest then Kazuma will go check on her

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