Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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Todoroki : Bakugo and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Kirishima: What happened next?

Todoroki : Bakugo chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Bakugo : *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Kiribakutodo **

Todoroki : We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Kirishima: Bakugo , probably.

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Bakugo : Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Todoroki, entering in an unbuttoned shirt and a hickey: I got caught up doing things too.

Kirishima : Wow, Bakugo was late too! What a coincidence!

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Todoroki: Bakugo and I got married!!

Dabi : Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

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Kirishima : So, are you two dating now?

Todoroki & Bakugo : Yes.

Kirishima : Why?

Bakugo: I happen to find Todoroki very appealing.

Kirishima : Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Todoroki

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Bakugo : Where are my f***ing keys?

Mina : Bakugo , Eri is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Bakugo : May I ascertain the whereabouts of my F***ING KEYS?!

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Kirishima : Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Bakugo : Do not do that.

Kirishima : He won't even notice!

Todoroki, entering: Kirishima , you wanted to see me?

Kirishima : Bakugo 's single

Bakugo :

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Deku , Entering Todoroki's room: Bakugo did it again.

Todoroki: Peace disturbance?

Deku : What no-

Todoroki: Arson..?

Deku : NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Todoroki: uh....Attempted murder?

Deku : NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Shinso & Todoroki:*Playing video games*

Bakugo : You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Shinso : *silence*

Todoroki: *silence*

Bakugo , finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Shinso & Todoroki in shame: Yeah...

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Deku, after he said Endeavor was a great hero and saved a lot of people: Todoroki's gonna kill me.

Bakugo : No, they'll probably make me do it.

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