Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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Bakugo: WHO DRANK MY FUCKING COFFEE I WILL K-

Todoroki: It was me. I'm sorry.

Bakugo: Kiss you and give you more. Do you want some snacks too? I'll go get you some snacks.

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Denki, trying to say something smart: Uhm, I think we all have our own demons.

*Bakugo enters the room*

Denki: But no, this one is not mine. This is Todoroki's.

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Kirishima: Bakubro, you have to stop being so overprotective!

Bakugo: I'm not overprotective.

Kirishima: You just knocked out a guy because he offered Todoroki a drink!!

Bakugo: Your point is?

Kirishima: He was the waiter!

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Bakugo: Crushes are stupid. Why would I ever have one?

*Todoroki enters the room*

Bakugo: Anyways, I have to gays.

Bakugo: I MEAN GO!

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*They are over 18 in these*

Todoroki, drunk and calling Bakugo: Kaaaaaat, I need you.

Bakugo: For what?

Todoroki: For eveeeeeeeer!

Bakugo:

Todoroki:

Bakugo, tears up: SHUT UP

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Todoroki: Guys, this is my ex boyfriend.

*Everyone gasp*

Bakugo: You suck at telling people I finally proposed.

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*Bakugo gives Todoroki a gift*

Todoroki: Is that really for me?

Bakugo: I would do a lot of things to you.

Todoroki: You mean "FOR me", right?

Bakugo:

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Todoroki: I think can take Bakugo.

Deku: You are talking about fighting and the hero training, right?

Todoroki:

Deku: RIGHT?!

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Todorok: Don't eat that yet, it's hot.

Bakugo: You're hot and I still eat you.

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Todoroki: You have nice hands.

Bakugo: Uh- thanks...?

Todoroki: But they would be better wrapped around my neck.

Bakugo glares over to Denki and Kirishima peaking through the door and laughing their asses off: I'LL KILL YOU TWO!

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Deku: Hey Todoroki-kun, nice top.

Todoroki: Thanks I got it from-

Bakugo: I have a name you idiots

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Denki: We all have demons inside us-

Deku: Yeah, but Todoroki-kun took that to a whole another level.

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Bakugo: I need a good reason to not murder anyone today.

Todoroki: You can't touch me in prison.

Bakugo: Fair enough.

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Bakugo: Let's celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world.

Todoroki: ??

Bakugo: Naked and screaming.

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*Todoroki walks up shirtless*

Iida: Todoroki where is your top??

Todoroki: Bakugo is still sleeping.

Iida:

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Todoroki: I need you to look at me straight in the eyes.

Bakugo: You can't expect me to look into those eyes and be straight.

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Kirishima: Why is Bakubro smiling?

Denki: He looked up "who's your MHA soulmate"

Mina: And he got Todoroki?

Denki: ...Yes

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Todoroki: *rolls over in bed and accidentally knees Bakugo in the ribs*

Bakugo: Ow! You kneed me.

Todoroki, sleepy: Yeah, I need you.

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*Bakusquad and Dekusquad hanging out and just waiting for Bakugo to arrive*

Kirishima: He's not picking up his phone.

Todoroki: I'll try.

Denki: We called him six times wha-

Bakugo over the phone: Hello?

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Bakugo: I want to kiss you.

Todoroki: what?

Bakugo: I said I want to kill you.

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