Bakutodo Incorrect quotes

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Bakugo: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Todoroki, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Bakugo: TODOROKI GO TO SLEEP!

Todoroki: But i want to have sex with y-

Bakugo: SLEEP! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T I'LL WRAP MY HAND ON YOUR THROAT AND-

Todoroki: Kinky-

Bakugo:

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Bakugo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Todoroki: *steps on a cat's tail and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Bakugo: That one. I want that one.

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Aizawa: Where are your parents?

Todoroki: What are parents?

Midoriya: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Todoroki: Kat, i've been thinking-

Bakugo: That's dangerous

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Midoriya: Did you take out Kacchan as I requested?

Todoroki: Bakugo has been taken out, yes.

Midoriya: You have my grat-

Todoroki: It was a great restaurant.

Todoroki: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Todoroki: Bakugo proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

Bakugo, near by: FUCK YOU DEKU-

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Bakugo, mad because he had to share a dorm with Deku: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Deku, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Todoroki to Iida: No, this class is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Bakugo nearby: Your life?

Todoroki: I- well yes, but-

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Bakugo: Are you a camera?

*Todoroki turns around with the wind blowing on his hair while blocking the sunlight*

Todoroki: no, why?

Bakugo: F-Fuck you

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Todoroki, after his father died: I hope dad can finally look up and accept me being gay

Midoriya: wouldn't he look down?

Todoroki: No, he's definitely in hell

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Midoriya: I accidentally ate Todoroki-kun's soba, how much time do you think I have left?

Bakugo: 10

Midoriya: 10 what?

Bakugo: 9...

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Midoriya: Todoroki-kun, what do you love the most?

Bakugo: ME DUH-

Natsuo: ME-

Fuyumi: me.

Endeavor: M-

Todoroki: NO.

Bakugo: BAHAHAHAHA

Todoroki: It's soba.

Bakugo:

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Bakugo, points to Kirishima and Denki: Why are those idiots laughing?

Todoroki: Uhm, I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?

Bakugo:

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Todoroki: Fuck me if i'm wrong but-

Bakugo: You're wrong

Todoroki:

Bakugo, walking to the bed: You're very wrong.

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Bakugo: Ya know, I was feeling a little off today. But you've turned me on.

Todoroki: Glad I did ☺️

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Bakugo: I can fit the whole world in my hands.

Todoroki: really?

Bakugo: *cups Todoroki's face*

Todoroki: blushes

Midoriya and Iida: Do me a favor and get a room

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Todoroki: So, what's your type?

Bakugo: Cute, bicolored hair and eyes, dumb, hates their father and always with a straight face

Todoroki: that sounds a lot like me. Too bad i'm not a girl.

Bakugo: ... Did I mention dumb?

Todoroki: Yeah

Bakugo: Just making sure

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Todoroki: I couldn't sleep last night...

Midoriya: I heard that if you can't sleep is because someone is thinking of you.

Todoroki: Who would would be thinking about me at 3 am?

Bakugo: *panic*

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Kirishima: *knocks on Bakugo's door*

Bakugo: What do you want?

Kirishima: We just want to talk

Bakugo: How many of you are there?

Kirishima: three

Bakugo: Then talk to each other.

Todoroki: We wanted to-

Bakugo: Coming!

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