Sherlock needs his cigarettes

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Sherlock has logged on.


Sherlock has started a chatroom.


(y/n) has logged on.


John has logged on.


Mary has logged on.


Mycroft has logged on.


Moriarty has logged on.


Lestrade has logged on.


Sherlock: WE HAVE A PROBLEM.


(y/n): Sherlock, we all know there hasn't been any cases in almost a week, but one will turn up soo—


Sherlock: I NEED MY CIGARETTES


(y/n): Sherlock, no.


Sherlock: PLEASE!!


(y/n): No! Cold turkey, we all agreed.


Sherlock: That's a stupid idea, who's idea was that?


(y/n): Uh, yours.


Sherlock: ...


*pause*


Sherlock: THEY HAVE TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE


John: Sherlock, you've been doing really well, don't give up now!


Sherlock: JOHN WHERE ARE THEY


John: Not telling, sorry.


Sherlock: please *gives john this media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236... look* (A/N: awww ajksskjsk)


John: Still no.


Mrs. Hudson has logged on.


Mrs. Hudson: I heard yelling, is everything alright?


Sherlock: MY CIGARRETES!


Mrs. Hudson: I'm sorry?


Sherlock: MY SECRET SUPPLY OF CIGARRETES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THEM?!


Mrs. Hudson: I don't know, I'm not your housekeeper!


Sherlock: UGH THEY HAVE TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE


Mrs. Hudson has logged off.


Sherlock: I'M GOING TO BUY SOME

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