(y/n) has logged on.
(y/n) has started a chatroom.
John has logged on.
Mycroft has logged on.
Sherlock has logged on.
(y/n): Hey Mycroft, could you get me out of paying taxes for the rest of my life? (A/N: Do people in the UK have to pay taxes? I'm not sure)
Mycroft: Yes, I could.
(y/n): Will you?
Mycroft: No.
(y/n): But why not?!
Mycroft: You need to learn the value of money!
(y/n): But I have!
Sherlock: I found a fake credit card in your flat yesterday.
(y/n): Sherlock, stay out of this!
(y/n): Wait - YOU BROKE INTO MY FLAT?!
Sherlock: ...no.
(y/n): *sigh* But, please!
Mycroft: No.
(y/n): Please?!
Mycroft: My answer will not change.
Lestrade has logged on.
Mary has logged on.
Molly has logged on.
(y/n): FINE! BE THAT WAY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!
Mycroft: Fine!
Mycroft has logged off.
(y/n): I swear, I'm gonna kill him!
John: HIDE THE KNIVES!
Lestrade: Uh... did we miss something?
John: Yeah, Mycroft won't let (y/n) get out of paying taxes for the rest of her life.
Lestrade: Oh.
(y/n): > : )
Sherlock: Well shit. (y/n), did you kill my brother?
(y/n): Nope. I have a better idea.
(y/n) has logged off.
John: Well great. What is she gonna do now?
~ TEN MINUTES LATER ~
Mycroft has logged on.
(y/n) has logged on.
Mycroft: NOOOO!!!!
(y/n): > : )
John: (y/n)... what did you do?
(y/n): Oh, nothing.
Mycroft: LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING!
Lestrade: Okay, seriously, what did you do?
(y/n): I burned all of his umbrellas.
Sherlock: LOL
John: Oh my gosh!
Lestrade: hahahaha
Mary:
Sherlock: What is he doing now?
(y/n): Right now he's rocking back and forth in the fetal position saying 'why' over and over again and muttering about how life isn't fair.
John: I think you broke him!
Sherlock: YES! BLACKMAIL!
(y/n): Mycroft, can you get me out of paying taxes now?
Mycroft: Ugh, fine!
(y/n): mwahahaha
Lestrade: Let's all agree to not mess with (y/n). Ever.
Mycroft: Agreed.
~ EXTENDED ENDING ~
Mycroft has logged on.
Mycroft: WHO BLEW UP MY BRAND NEW UMBRELLA WITH DYNAMITE?!
(y/n): LOL!
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Sherlock (x Reader) Chatroom
HumorLife at 221B Baker Street is never boring. Well, I suppose at one point it was, because you decided to make a chatroom for all of your friends to go on. Try to stay patient with Sherlock doing experiments and Mycroft always hacking into your compute...
