[Enter Random Civilians 1-4]
Random Civilian 1:
What the fuck just happened...?
Random Civilian 2:
I-I have no idea...
Random Civilian 3:
Well who the fuck is gonna be the new choir bitches???
Random Civilian 2:
I mean they left the cue cards here...
Random Civilian 1:
Damn I guess we've gotta become the new choir bitches
Random Civilian 4:
Bro I can't even fucking read – I'm out...
[Exit Random Civilian 4]
Random Civilian 2:
Fucking Jared...
Random Civilian 3:
Damn I guess we've got no choice
Random Civilian 2:
[clears throat] Uhh, wise prophecy dude – stirring fear and dread and shit. Mans was talking shit – there's no way he's right.
Random Civilian 1:
My hope is, um, fluttering...? Fluttering around and shit...? And I have no clear glimpse of the future or the past and we witnessed it??? [lowering voice] wait what did we witness???
Random Civilian 2:
Uhh... I don't know – let's...let's just skip to the next line
Random Civilian 3:
He passed the test and endeared himself to the entire city [lowering voice] who the fuck are we even talking about
Random Civilian 1:
[lowering voice] I don't fucking know man, just keep going
Random Civilian 3:
Uhhhh, so, whomever the fuck we're talking about is... guilty????
[Enter Crapbag, looking confused]
Crapbag:
Hey, do y'all know what the fuck is going on???? I left for like five minutes and now Oedipussy is calling be a two-timing lying-ass traitor-bitch... Like what the fuck did I do??
Random Civilian 2:
Oh, yeah, I have no idea – we're not even the real choir bitches... I'm pretty sure it had something to do with Tires Sus, though
Crapbag:
Please don't tell me he told everyone
Random Civilian 3:
Oh, no, he DEFINITELY told everyone
Crapbag:
FUCK.
Random Civilian 1:
Maybe it had to do with you not buying him Dairy Queen
Crapbag:
Wait, how do you know that but not official declaration from the fucking king????
Random Civilian 2:
OH SHIT HE'S COMING
Crapbag:
Fucking hell
[Crapbag turns towards one side of the stage, leaving Random Civilians 1-3 in the center]
Random Civilian 2:
Okay, we're really unqualified for this we need the fucking choir bitches back
Random Civilians 1 & 3:
Definitely.
[Exit Random Civilians 1-3, probably on their way to reunite the choir bitches]
YOU ARE READING
| Oedipussy |
FanfictionA rewrite of the classic Greek tragedy, Oedipus, because, like, why not lmao????? I spent wayyyy too much time on this #1 in oedipus?!?!?!?