OEDIPUSSY(Oedipus): king of Thee Hee
PRIEST(Priest): the high priest of Thee Hee (aka Whore-Whore, Zeus' bitch)
CRAPBAG(Creon): Oedipussy's bitch-in-law
CHOIR BITCHES 1-5(Chorus): the Thee Hee elders
TIRES SUS(Teiresias): an old blind bitch prophet
BITCH BOY(Boy): attendant of Tires Sus
JO MOMMA(Jocasta): wife of Oedipussy, sister of Crapbag
MESSENGER BITCH(Messenger): an old bitch
SERVANT(Servant): an old shepherd bitch
SECOND MESSENGER BITCH(Second Messenger): Oedipussy's bitch
NOTGONFROMHUNTERXHUNTER(Antigone): daughter of Oedipussy and Jo Momma, a little bitch
IS MEME(Ismene): other daughter of Oedipussy and Jo Momma, another little bitch
SERVANTS and ATTENDANTS(Servants and Attendants): Oedipussy and Jo Momma's bitches
RANDOM CIVILIANS 1-4(Random-ass People I Added Bc Why Not): various random civilians
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| Oedipussy |
FanfictionA rewrite of the classic Greek tragedy, Oedipus, because, like, why not lmao????? I spent wayyyy too much time on this #1 in oedipus?!?!?!?