Big Book of Lemons

[REMADE] Akame x Evil Male Reader

"I don't want to have sex with someone like you"

"Ow my heart! I got a question though"

She slowly faced me. "What. Is. It?"

"Who?"

She just left the room.

The edgy one took her place.

"Hey Shadow. Whats up?"

"...Shadow?"

"Yeah. OC's should stick together"

I yawned and looked at her bored. "Now whats up? I'm kinda busy here"

"Busy with what?"

"Busy doin ya mom"

"My mom is dead"

"That has been awarded by the council, a singular Yike"

"...you're strange"

"And so are you"

If you couldn't tell, this reader is based off of my Akame Ga Kill book. It got taken down recently though.

Atleast his spirit lives inside of this one-shot.

"So... wanna skip all this chatter and do the lemon right now?"

"What?"

"Nevermind"

She walked over and stared into his eyes intensely.

"Smells like you farded"

A faint voice calls out, "Farded".

Then the edgy one sniffs him.

"Ah what the hell?"

"Interesting..." She mumbled.

"Whats your issue?"

'He smells like he farded (farded)'

Oop

'He smells so... tantalising. Whats happening to me?'

"Whats wrong, doll? Cat got your tongue?"

"D-doll?" She blushed.

"Am I too much to handle for you? Don't worry, I understand. Not many can handle my manliness"

"..." She just stared away from him with her face in a mess.

Then he started laughing.

"Aw man, you should've seen your reaction! That was priceless!"

She looked back at him.

"Haha, god! You really think i'm stupid huh? I know none of you fucks can kill me until I give you the info you want, so i'll get to torture you~"

"That wasn't very funny"

"It wasn't a joke, 'Doll'" He mocked her, laughing innocently.

She smacked him and left. The stupid one took her place though.

"Ready to give us the info yet?"

"When hell freezes over, i'll think about it"

"Then we're gonna be here a while"

"Nah. My buddies about to bust in here and save my ass idiotsayswhat?"

"What- DAMN IT"

A green haired dude ran in next. "What happened Leone! Did he get you?"

"No he did not 'Get me', ya big perv!"

Y/n got a mischievous grin. "Oh hell yeah I did. C'mere, i'll tell you how"