Percy, in a cult of dragon worshippers, whispering to Annabeth: I thought we were supposed to kill the dragon
Meg: We need a cheesy poem
Apollo: I'm writing a cheesy haiku about cheese. What's cheese in Spanish?
Person: Wanna fight?
Clarisse: No, you're weird
Person: Ur done
*Clarisse beats them up*
Leo: I don't feel like being driven to go to an insane asylum
Piper: Then try not to be insane, then you won't have to!
Leo: No thanks
Thalia: Then, you're out of luck, I'm shipping Leo in an eBay box to Trump's house, because that's the only insane asylum I know
Leo: No
Floor 19, in a armory shop:
Alex: I want the poison that kills people
*They get kicked out*
Lavinia: True story: I thought a pink tutu equaled balance
Meg: Lmao
Lavinia: 3 year old Lavinia was a doofus
Grover: School got canceled again lol.
Percy: I PACKED A LUNCH GOSH DARN IT
Annabeth: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE I JUST GOT TOLD AND I HAVE MY EYELINER ON AND EVERYTHING
Percy: I LIKE PACKED MY LUNCH, I PUT IN EFFORT AND THEN SCHOOL GOES YEET
Grover: LMAO YUP
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Demigod Chaos
FanfictionA bunch of different wholesome/funny adventures with the demigods!
