Damn right put those hoes in their place .

Just as he was about to say something else , my fucking phone rang and everyone snapped their heads at me .


Fucking great now she want to call , out of all time now

"I have to to take this I'll be ba-" I said but he cut me off

"No , answer it right now and out it on speaker " he said

Fucking bitch , this is a test , tho be smart do what he says and talk in another laugage , not Italian tho , then they will be suspicious.

Fine , I'm picking Spanish's

"hola mi mejor amiga, mi orgullo y alegría, mi hermana"  , I said to my best friend (hello my best friend, my pride and joy, my sister) I said

"oh, no me oigas, hermana, ¿dónde diablos estás? Estaba a punto de presentar un informe policial. "( oh don't hey sister me where the fuck are you , i was about to file a police report) she said

'Lo siento, pero hablaré contigo más tarde. Estoy un poco en medio de algo ahora mismo , "I said (I'm sorry, but I'll talk to you later. I'm kind of in the middle of something right now, I said)

"no dime ahora" ( no tell me right now) she said

"bien, mis padres adoptivos murieron. Hurra ! y ahora avance rápido, estoy con mi biografía en su casa en Nueva York y estamos hablando por teléfono mientras en el jodido altavoz me gritas como si fuera tu jodido hijo, frente a todos. "(okay so my foster parents died . Yay ! and now fast foward im with my bio's at there house all the way in New york and we're on the phone while your on fucking speaker yelling at me like im your fucking child , in front of eveyone . ) I said

"Mierda, lo siento, pero sabes que te amo y siempre me llamas y cuando no lo haces simplemente me asusto, pero te llamaré más tarde y lo siento por gritarte te amo y, por cierto, iré a New Youk contigo. Ya estoy mirando los boletos de avión, sabes que no podemos irnos el uno sin el otro." (shit i'm sorry , but you know i love you and you always call me and when you didn't i just freaked out , but i will call you later and sorry for yelling love you and btw im coming to new youk with you , im already looking at plane tickets , you know we cant leave without each other  ) she said

"se que yo tambien te amo y hasta pronto adios"(i know i love you too and see you soon bye ) I said

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