Chapter 3: Messing with idiots

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Y/N Pov

Last time on Dragon Ball Z- Wait what? Nooo! This is me vs the WARHAMMER 40K universe! Sorry fellow readers! Anyways we left off somewhere I asked Shoh her number and then I realized that the Tau have no phones. Great thinking Y/N, you dumbfuck.

Y/N: Oh wait, I forgot that the Tau don't have a...uhhhh

The Tau girl looked at me in a confused look and I shrugged it off.

Y/N: Y-You know what? N-Nevermind! Have a nice day Kor'El Shoh.

Shoh: Oh, well alright then. I will take my leave. Goodbye Shas'O Y/N.

Y/N: B-Bye..

She left. I am now alone in my new quarters, I looked around and it kinda looks neat. But still it's still weird that I get promoted so easily, but the Tau don't even like melee. Do the Ethereals know about my existence? No, that's impossible.. If there's any problem, Trazyn would teleport in front of me right now and say it. I don't feel good about this, I need to be cautious. But first! I'm gonna go visit the golden throne and write some heretical writings on their walls. I teleported to Terra, the home of mankind and the god emperor- oh wait shit I mean the emperor of mankind.

I am now in the throne room and well well well

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I am now in the throne room and well well well. Look who's sleeping in the golden throne? Hm, and there aren't many custodes in the room, perfect. I pop up in the middle and infront of the emperor and the custodes.

 I pop up in the middle and infront of the emperor and the custodes

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