We never stick to one
topic but okay

At least one week

ONE WEEK???

Yeah??

My editor is basically
a one-man-team right
now because I'm busy

un-busy yourself

You're stupid

we're stupid 🤡

How the hell were
you even made?

A clown factory?

well you see...

when two people REALLY
wanna bang but HATE
protection...

STOP NONONONONO

but you asked how
i was made?

i'm confused

How about you start
un-living?

You asshole

while we're on the subject
of ass, how's the bidet
working for you?

Fuck off

I still hate myself for
thinking it'd be a good
idea to give you my new
address

hehe

so what, is it not working?

Sorry to inform you
but my toilet is ancient
as fuck. There's no way
that bidet is compatible
with it

Also I don't want water
shooting up my ass?? Is
that so wrong??

yes, it is

now no ladies for you

Get lost bitch

if i get lost will you send a search party for me?

No, that's literally
contrary to the whole
point of you getting lost

whyy

it can be titled "the great
chopin rescue" if you record it

Now you've got me
intrigued

But I'm thinking
"Finding Chopin so we
can bury her in a ditch"

who's we?

does that entail wilbur?

in that case, yes please :)

Throwing the bidet
out the window

don't defenestrate
the bidet >:(

I'll defenestrate you bitch

do it in a tall building
then we've got a deal 😫

You're idiocy and
weirdness is showing
once more...

...

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