𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐄 | 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭

Chapter 2

a/n: this is an immediate follow-up to the last chapter.

britsh person/idiot/muppet?

what are your pronouns?

He/him

You? (dunce/idiot/cretin)

she/her

A woman?

Not poggers

THE HELL YOU MEAN
"NOT POGGERS"

Doesn't matter

WAIT YOU'RE DISTRACTING
ME!

heh u schupid bitch

You're being rather rude to
me, and for what?

Here I am practically trying
to save your life and I'm made
fun of for being british

deserved.

also i do not need saving.
don't be worried about me.

Look, you're a woman, alone,
and it's late at night

I'm worried for a good reason

Hello?

Are you calling your friend yet?

C'mon this is dumb, what if you
get seriously hurt and it's not
just a bump on the head?

I thought I was your savior?

Don't fucking label yourself as my "savior."

I've had enough of everyone's pity
parades, you muppet.

Wow you're scary with proper punctuation

And I didn't mean it like that

No need to get so serious, alright?

youre right, i'm sorry

emotions are bullshit anyway

idk why i feel like this

It's probably the alcohol

:(

Do you wanna talk about it?

:P

Contact your friend first

i will

can i be honest for a sec?

Yeah, of course

this is the most fun i've had in
a while

wow

nevermind me that sounds waaay
too depressing when it's a fucking
brit i'm talking to

Yes, it's truly depressing
you're having fun despite
my nationality

don't mock me

But to be honest, it's been a
while since I've stressed about
something else other than my
work. Trying to keep your idiot
arse alive is bloody stressful as
it is, so it's an okay distraction

WOW that was very british

ty youre my favorite british
colonizer

Are you implying there are
others besides me? :(

😃.

That held too much meaning
for an emoji

did it answer your question?

well, anyway, i think i remembered may's number now!

FINALLY JESUS FUCK

don't use His name in vain, you unholy pleb

Why don't you call your
friend instead of texting a
Brit, you bobblehead

ok fine i will

bye ig loser

Fuck off kindly

wow, the longer i talk to you the
more convinced i am that you have
not a bad bone in your body

fuck off but k i n d l y

Goodbye

Adíos

Text me when you're not
currently endangered

There's only one left of
your species

🖕

on behalf of my brethren, there's
at least a couple more

we're truly lucky to have our
colonizer looking after us 🙃

What can I say?

I care about the environment

what a good samaritan, indeed