"Ouch, ouch, my stomach hurts!"
Outside the "Quite Delicious " restaurant, an unattractive, wretched looking man and the two men sitting next to him 'muttered' about something, not knowing what they were talking about. Suddenly, he fell to the ground while covering his stomach and started rolling around.
"This big brother, what's wrong with you?"
"Big brother, where are you not feeling well?"
"My stomach hurts, I just ate something from their shop." The man rolled all over the floor.
The people around him scattered noisily.
"What? Is there a problem with his family shop's food?"
"I've eaten a lot of it. Could I be like this too?" The crowd murmured.
"Ei? Isn't that Er Lai Zi from North Street?" Someone immediately recognised the man who had been rolling around. He spoke in a voice raised an octave by surprise, so basically everyone else heard him and asked, "Who are they?"
"The two rascals from Northwest Street, very famous. Of course, don't get me wrong, he's famous for his notoriety, for imitating the dog and stealing chicken, vandalism and being untrustworthy. He did everything. On North Street, everyone detests their existence."
[偷鸡摸狗 ( 偷雞摸狗 )tōu jī mō gǒu :
to imitate the dog and steal chicken (idiom) / to pilfer / to dally with women / to have affairs]
"Oh ......" The crowd looked like 'I see!', as they said in their heart, 'We've been eating at 'Quite Delicious' for a long time, so why suddenly there is a problem? So here comes the trouble!'
"Where's the boss? Come out and treat my big brother!" One of them, called Lao Er (the trio's private ranking) yelled loudly.
[Tl notes:
Lao Da (The Big one or The Oldest one)
Lao Er (The Second)
Lao San (The Third one) ]
"That's right, come out quickly! Otherwise, we'll smash up your shop and see how you're still in business!" Lao San said.
"What's going on?" Zhao Zheng'an and the others pulled away from the crowd, looking at the person rolling on the ground.
"What's going on? Your food it's causing people who eat it to die!" Lao Er said aggressively, his eyes glazed over and looking fierce.
[Tl notes: probably it won't make sense in english, in mandarin tend to use 'to death' as an exaggeration, ex: eat something to death, laughed out loud to die,angry me to death]
"Eating something that causes people to die? Who died? Where's the corpse?" Zhao Zheng'an begged him in confusion.
"What corpse? You curse us to die huh? Can't you see that my big brother is hurting like this."
"Look, you said it was 'eating food that causes people to die' and now, you're saying it's not dead. You can't even speak human words!" Zhao Zheng'an shook his head.
"Who are you calling as not human? Are you looking for a beating!" Lao San thought back on Zhao Zheng'an's words, and immediately realized that he was indirectly calling them not as a human being!
"Shhh!" Zhao Zheng'an put his hand on his lips and squatted down to ask the man who had been screaming "ouch, ouch, ouch": "Brother, where do you hurt?"
"My stomach hurts!" The man covered his stomach in pain, but his voice was loud.
"Oh, the stomach hurts! Zhao Sheng, go and get a doctor to take a look."
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