i love incorrect quote generators more than anything
also, fun fact: i totally wrote this in school. don't be like me, kids
-- D.A.M.N boys -
damien: this is a mistake.
freelancer, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about some day!
damien: but not today.
freelancer, still enthusiastically: oh, no. today's gonna be a mess.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
huxley: i've already sent the good vibes your way.. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them.
freelancer: this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
lasko: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.
freelancer: you and me!!!
lasko, tearing up: okay.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
gavin: if you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well i think that'd be a neat noise.
freelancer: i beg to differ
gavin: then Beg.
- the wolf pack -
angel: i want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
david: i wake up 4:30 a.m.
angel:
angel: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
babe: is something burning?
asher: just my love for you.
babe: asher, the toaster is on fire.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
milo: i was arrested for being too cool.
sweetheart: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
- the solaire clan -
vincent: lovely..
lovely: oh no, 'lovely' in b-flat.
lovely: you're disappointed.
- ʚ♡ɞ -
darlin': i learned some very valuable lessons from this.
sam: i'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
darlin': death isn't real, and i'm basically god.
- the walkers -
*sunshine and elliott skipping stones on a lake*
sunshine: it's such a beautiful evening.
elliott, whispering: take that you fucking lake.
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