my family teases me (not really) for wearing shorts literally all the time, so naturally, i must add the redactedverse
also, this is more shitposting
anyways, most to least likely to yell at me for wearing shorts in winter
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1. david
- "absolutely not. it's 24 degrees outside. put some damn pants on. and socks while you're at it!"
2. sam
- "you got some kinda death wish? for the love of god, you are gonna freeze. go put some pants on."
3. damien
- "me being a fire elemental doesn't justify you wearing shorts in the dead of winter. pants. now."
4. milo
- "nuh-uh, you ain't puttin' those ice cubes you call feet anywhere near me unless you put on some damn pants."
5. asher
- "nope, you need pants. oh! and socks! your feet are always freezing."
6. vincent
- "i'm not even technically alive, and you're colder than me. we're getting you some pants and socks."
7. gavin
- "it's below freezing outside, shouldn't you be wearing something with a little more.. coverage? not that i'm complaining, of course..."
8. elliott
- "just because your nickname is sunshine doesn't mean it makes your body any warmer. let's get some socks at the very least."
9. huxley
- "are you even warm in those? maybe you should, like, wear actual pants?"
10. lasko
- "you're not cold? a-are you sure?"
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