Big Book of Lemons

Aubrey x Male Reader

"'Did I mention how annoying you are?'" She spoke in a mocking tone.

I almost walked out from the party right there.

*Under Breath* "Calm down Y/n... its just one day..."

"Hmm? What was that? Speak up!" (Aubrey)

"..." As I walk away towards the backyard, I notice that her expression shifts slightly. Since I don't really care, I just leave.

"Oi, Kel!" He looks over at me.

"Offer still available?" (Y/n)

"Of course, man! C'mon, lets play!" (Kel)

We play for about an hour. My frustrations from earlier seem to dissipate and I can relax.

Unfortunately, its almost 6. Which means time to celebrate and sing happy birthday.

As we head inside, Aubrey has a smiling, blushing face, and her other friends are taking pictures. Its kind of comedically even.

We all sit down. Some of us need to stand since there isn't enough room for all of us. (I was lucky enough to get a seat)

We sing happy birthday and Aubrey starts opening her presents.

"Psst. Mari" I whisper.

"H-huh? What is it Y/n?" She whispers back.

"Where did Aubrey say her bathroom was? I need to go" (Y/n)

"Can it wait? Or is it an emergency?" (Mari)

"Why do you think i'm asking? Of course its an emergency dummy!" (Y/n)

"O-okay calm down! Its upstairs, on the left" She giggles out.

I thank her and sneak away from the crowd.

Aubrey POV:

That was fun. Opening presents I mean.

I guess I missed having all of my friends in one place. Its nice.

Wait. Wheres Y/n?

I scan around and I can't see him. Did he really ditch me on my birthday?

OH HELL NO!

I speedrun over to Mari. She would know where he is.

*Speaking quickly* "Hey Mari! Do you know where Y/n? Did he leave?" (Aubrey)

"Woah, calm down Aubrey! He said he needed to use the bathroom" (Mari)

"Okaythanksbye!" (Aubrey)

I leave for upstairs.

As I do, I get a wonderful idea...

Y/n's POV:

Jeez, that was actually pretty hard to find. Guess it was her left...

When I exit the bathroom, I spot an open bedroom.

Is that Aubrey's room?

Suddenly I get a great idea. I should get back at Aubrey for always messing with me!

I walk in and start messing with her bed. I spot a pink book with a pencil on her desk, it seems to be open.

Should I? Yes I should!

I snatch it and start reading.

'Dear Diary

Today I messed with Y/n. It was pretty funny seeing his face blow up with rage.

End Diary'

...bruh.

She really made a whole ass chapter on messing with me. Motherfuck-