MY RANTS MOFOS

TRAVELING #2

Next on the list of traveling

-AIR PLANE RIDES OH MY GODS

So I live in Switzerland but I used to live in America so that's where all my family and friends and shit are so to see them we gotta get on a fucking plane for 8-9 hours.

OKAY SO LETS GET STARTED SHALL WE. :)))))

So once upon a time it was like July and school was let out finally FOR THE LOVE OF GODS so we got our tickets to get on a plane to go home and this isn't the first time we've flown home and we know the drill and shit but it was THIS TIME IN PARTICULAR THAT PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF

So we r all packed for the next day and I was like HELL YEAH WERE HEADIN BACK HOME BITCHES but little did I know how awful the entire experience to GET home would be

So I go to sleep exited af for the next day but like in the middle of my dream (don't u hate it when someone interrupts an amazing dream tho?) I was woken up by my mom who's like 'go get ready to leave'

So I'm sitting there like WTF I JUST WENT TO SLEEP! But then, but then I look at the clock and it's 4 in the morning... tHE FUCK.

So that instantly made my mood terrible but I got ready tryna think about all the happy shit in the world so I wouldn't be a bitch to my fam when I got home.

We left for the airport and we got there safely and yeah that was okay for the most part so we get to the bag check in and there's this bIG ASS LINE TO GET INTO ECONOMY like FUCK EVERYBODY HERE

So we get into line and when we finally get to the front the lady working at the desk is a TOTAL BITCH HOLY FUCK I WANTED TO SLAP HER SO BAD.

So we get there and she's smacked her fucking gum like she's the most important fucking person here she's all like when we get up there wheres ur tickets and passport I'm gonna need them for this shit And this is WORD PER FUCKING WORD aaaand keep in mind that my sister is 7 at the time (this was like 3 years ago) and my parents are HUGE on not swearing (the irony tho) I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT BITCH.

So were all checked in and we got our 192747382 carry-ons because my sister thinks it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY TO HAVE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING FROM HER ROOM WITH HER ON THE PLANE EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW ALLLLL SHES GONNA DO ON THAT PLANE IS WATCH MOVIES ON THE SCREEN THING, SLEEP, EAT, AND SLEEP SOME MORE.

So we're on our way to security check and it all goes smoothly UNTIL I STEP THROUGH THAT DAMN METAL DETECTER AND IT GOES OFF. like I don't remember having any metal on me at all so WHY TF IS U STOPPING ME.

So I walk to the place where they check you and the lady is like sorry about the sudden stop this metal detecter goes off at random sometimes and I'm like tf no I'm a just child I need you to not

Then she asks me this are you traveling alone? And I'm standing there like LADY IS U BLIND OR IS U BLIND BC SHE CLEEEARLY SAW ME INTERACTING IN A MOTHER DAUGHTER SORT OF WAY WITH A WOMAN WHO MUST BE MY MOM WOW SHOCKER AND AT THAT TIME I LOOKED LIKE I WAS 5 EVEN THO I WAS 10 SO USE UR EYES PLZ LADY

but I answer no and she asks my mom if she can do a security check and I'm prayin my mom to say no bc I don't want this lady anywhere near me

But sure enough my mom is like SUREEEE so this lady is all up in my grill like toooo close and toooo touchy in areas YOU DONT TOUCH A CHILD and im thinking did I invite you too my barbecue? No? Then why are you all up in my grill? (5SOS QUOTE IF YOU CAUGHT IT I'm in that fandom too Ashton's mine back off)

Then she finishes and I leave feeling REALLY uncomfortable bc I feel like everybody is staring at me so I'm like being really insecure rn (but what else is new) so we walk to the terminal and by this point it's like 7am and I just am so pissed at everything it's ridiculous.

We make it to our terminal and have to go through YET ANOTHER SECURITY CHECK so we give them our passports and stuff and get that over with. That was the only thing that didn't piss me off and it went smoothly thank the gods

We get on the plane and ITS SO DAM CROWDED I WANTED TO SCREAM so were about to take off and I'm like OH MY GODS FINALLY but wait once we get in the air the tURBULENCE IS TERRIBLE THE WHOLE WAY THERE LIKE ZUES REALLY? IM TRYNA NOT BE JET-LAGGED AND A TOTAL BITCH WHEN I GET HOME BUT I GUESS ITS BOUND TO HAPPEN.

So I get home go to my g-mas house and I want to just crash on my bed bc it felt SO GOOD TO LAY DOWN.

but no.

we have to stay up till 8 pm before that could happen whoopdiefuckingdo and it's like 1 pm so I'm like NU JUST LEMME SLEEP PLZ IM TIRED

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But yeah that's only the start of my traveling issues lord help me