Reid: I'm still not over being accused of relapsing.
Y/n: hm that's so crazy dude amazing story
Hotch: apologize y/n that wasn't nice
Y/n: he woke me up and like Derek said he's he's making those same jokes towards us that's on him fr😄👏👏 it's his turn to get bullied
Derek: Reid leave ur snitch era and we'll go back to leaving you alone 😔 🙁 😞
Reid: hm thats tempting
Derek: ur tempting 👀 😳 😏 🤤🤤🤤
Reid: I'm gonna go back to bed now
Y/n: pretty boy ily but don't play with fire if you don't wanna get burned that's all I gotta say 🤩🤩
Hotch: y/n off ur phone please I'm tired
Derek: go tf to sleep then🤨🤨 no one is stopping you😭 tf y/n gotta do with it
Emily: I'm going to bed too tbh see you all in the morning 💋
8:32am
Derek: omg wait you mfers spent the night with eachother last night didn't you
Reid: Who?
JJ: huh, em and I literally live together 😭
Derek: I was talking to the sexys stfu🙄👎🏾 tf
Y/n: Why do you think we spent the night together?
Derek: Why else would dilfy 1 tell you to get off your phone because he's tired? He didn't address us all only you 🙄🙄 we are profilers dumbass
Y/n: I'm gonna go do my work now
Derek: yall were fucking without me. 😧
Hotch: No we were not, actually
Emily: sus but okay 😭 💃🏻
Derek: so you'd fuck with me is what I'm hearing 😏 🤪
Y/n: derek
Derek: say it again.fuck 😫😫🤤🤤🤩🤩
JJ: DEREK WHAT 😃
Hotch: panty wearer energy is strong today
Derek: you'd know wouldn't you 😏 🤨
Hotch: from you, yeah
Derek: yeah and I guess when you look in the mirror too 🤔
Y/n: you both wear panties now shut up 🙀🙀
Emily: all bau men wear panties 💅🏻
Rossi: what.
JJ: HELP 😭😭😭
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
