"That's too kind to do for it to be true" - SBI hero Au/bystanderinnit

What to know about the abnormal quartet

Philza Mine:

Hybrid - Avian

Ability - Calming people down with just a touch to their forehead along with having enhanced agility and wings

Hero name - Father Crow. As some of you may be guessing, Wilbur picked his name

Age - As old as time itself

Additional information - Loves to adopt so much that it's creepy because he is old and could be a stalker

Concerning information - He watches those he wants to adopt which supports the stalker theory

Techno Mine:

Hybrid - Piglin

Ability - can control blood and it's ability to flow as well as summon a sword out of no where. He has trained with his sword for years to become a master at it and has never killed a human with it

Hero name - Strawberry Shortcake. Wilbur struck again

Age - '21'

Additional information - He loves gold to the point that his room has gold everywhere. He would rather kill than interact with the media. He likes to refer to himself as Technoblade and is the 'twin' of Wilbur.

Concerning information - He hasn't blinked since he was five. Nobody fucking knows how.

Wilbur Mine:

Hybrid - ghost

Ability - Can read minds and go through memories. He is able to control minds whenever he wants and they have no recollection of it

Hero name - Shit Head. Techno and Phil got their revenge. Although, Techno's idea for revenge was much more violent and it involved his sword no longer having an important trait

Age - 21

Additional information - Likes to befriend vigilantes as well as random people on the street. It's concerning. Techno's 'twin'

Concerning information - Has been married to a literal salmon. Not a hybrid, a salmon named Sally.

Tommy Pogtastic Wife Haver Theseus Careful Danger Kraken Simons Innit:

Hybrid - Unknown but most who know him say that he's a racoon (By the way there will be hints as to what he actually is and if you find out you can ask me in the comments and I'll say yes or no but I will delete it so it's not spoiled for anyone else)

Ability - Has the power of convenience which allows him to have everything go his way and he doesn't know that he has that power. He also just happens to have a healing power that he uses to heal costumers by smiling and tears. Tears is a way he can heal and the smiling is because it's only for mental health. In all honesty it's not a power, it's just him being everyone's sunshine. To have the tears he has to touch the person. Most of the customers are people who are close to him

Age - 16

Additional information - Was a foster kid up until he ran away at 12. When he ran away he started working for a man named Quackity as a drug dealer. When he turned 13 he gained enough money to open up a shop. He had his tall ass friend, Ranboo, pose as an adult any time he needed him to. He's had his shop for 3 years and everything is somehow working out for him even though it makes no sense whatsoever.

Concerning information - Loves to adopt children more than Phil does