Derek: Damn someone gonna hijack his car frfr 😭
Hotch: Stay away from my car you'll crash it.
Derek: WHO SAID I WAS GONNA DO IT WHAT THE FUCK??🧐😨😹😹 CALM UR NUTS BOSSMAN🥴👎🏾🥳🥳 DAMN
Emily: DEREK HELLO??🤨💀
Derek: Hi! 💕
Y/n: dog behavior
Derek: yk what that's how I feel when I see hotch tbh
Derek: really be like 🧍🏾♂️.. whats..🧎🏾♂️..happening.. to me.. 🐕 🐕 arf arf
Hotch: my mouth just fell open in shock.
Derek: i can bark.
Emily: DEREK ENOUGH LMAOO🤠🤠 LMAO
Derek: whyd you lmao twice loser😹😹👎🏾
Emily: I'll castrate you faggot ✂️
Y/n: YOU BOTH ARE FUCKING MENACES 😨💀 GAH DAMN
Reid: Daddy issues.
Derek: didn't your dad leave you 😹😹
Reid: .. yours died.
Hotch: Oh.
Y/n: REID SNAPPED💀💀 DAMN 😭
JJ: holy shit😭😭 Spencer
Rossi: You kiddos are crazy. I'm popping some popcorn who wants some so I know how much to make? 🍿
Emily: Rossi ily 💃🏻💃🏻🚣🏻♂️
Derek: Rossi that's so sexy of you fr😍😍😍
Hotch: Damn Reid was right...
Reid: I usually am!
JJ: HELP
Rossi: Kid don't call me sexy I'm begging you
Emily: shouldn't have begged him now he's gonna say some shit about you being submissive it's hotch all over again
Derek: actually no, I'll have you know I've matured and realized that stuff isn't funny anymore, Rossi I respect you and I won't do it again
Hotch: that's such bullshit I'll give him 2 days before he goes back to his menace ways
Emily: I'll give him a day 🤯🤯
Derek: damn no faith in me🙄 gotta say gang, I'm quite offended by your accusations if I'm being honest here 🤕🤕 ouch
Rossi: I appreciate it kiddo thank you
Derek: gilf energy
Derek: SHIT WIAT NO IM SORRY FUCK
Y/n: he tried tbh 🤧
Rossi: I'm gonna ignore that.. popcorn is ready I made enough for everyone
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
