Instead of a nice ass chapter you get incorrect quotes that might cure your depression.
-The bench trio sitting on a bench-
Tubbo:Hey Tommy, what's wrong!
Tommy:Dream Fucked my brother
Tubbo:Aw cmon you know better
Ranboo:Dream isn't real
-Tommy starts sweating-
Tubbo:Uh Tommy you're sweating really bad
Dream in the distance:I FUCKED YOUR BROTHER CHILD
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Bad:Swearing is a sin you're going to he🏒🏒
Bad:I'm gonna tell my mother
Dream:My mum has pictures of your mother naked[he's referring to puffy who has the pictures]
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Philza:There's three types of people when you've just been killed:
Dream:Oh it's fine I can revive myself
Bad:What about my family?
Tommy:MUMZA WOOOOOOOOO
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Dream:Techno what's the smell coming from our basement?
Techno who has orphans down there:Uh it's a laundry room.
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-Dream left the room-
Connor:Hey you -points at Techno-Yes you
Connor:Break my mother heart and I'll cut yours out
-Dream returns-
Dream:hey
Techno:You're wanted for tax fraud and I could turn you in
Dream:hUh
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Dream:Why are you standing on the table?
Techno:To show how much more better I am then you
Dream sighs:Where's the spider?
Techno:in the corner it's got huge legs
Techno:please kill it
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Dream:I'm bored
Philza:Hi bored I'm dad
???:Hi dad I'm death
-Insert screaming-
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-Techno walks into a room-
Tommy:SACRIFICE
WILBUR:SACRIFICE
-GIBBERISH-
Dream-MMMMMM
Techno:I saw nothing
-Techno slowly backs out of the room-
Dream:TECHNO YOU BASTARD
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Dream:If I were to die what would you do
Tommy:Throw a celebration party you green bitch
Sapnap:attend your funeral?
George:I would probably sleep through it
Techno:Avenge your family name
Silence
Techno-what
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-Dreamnoblade cuddling in bed-
Dream:Goodnight hun
Techno:night
Dream:Did you remember to lock the front door?
Techno:Heh of course I did
Did you though
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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THESEUS
BLOOD
REVOLUTION
I'm hungry
Techno:I'm not gonna look and besides if anyone breaks in they will have to face the wrath of the blood god.
Dream:But you currently look like a softie
Techno:I'm not soft you weakling
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A/N:Another chapter will come out soon this is just a crack one since I'm too lazy to post one currently
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Short Story~Not my Fanart~ Just some random stories about Dreamnoblade Also I don't ship the real people only their characters and I will remove the story if one of the Content creators is uncomfortable with this story. Anyways this is my first time writing s...
