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Stellar Dothea Incorrect qoutes

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Interviewer: Pls introduce yourself

Soojin: I'm stressed

Amber: I'm dressed

Jade: I'm possessed

Yeojin: I'm oppressed

Ayumi: I'm blessed

Miyeon: I thought we are Dorthea-

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Staff: Today you guys are gonna try snacks from Japan

Staff: Have you heard of Japan?

Leah: Nope-

Luna: Unnie....Your japanese-

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Jake: I think i have a fever-

Jungwon: Do i look like a doctor?

Jasmine: *sneezes*

Jungwon: Omg are you ok? Should we go to the doctor? Should i bring you some tea? You should rest this looks serious

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Kidnapper: We have your daughter

Tatsuki: Which one exactly i have 15 kids-

Kidnapper: The one who wouldnt stop playing with her knife-

Tatsuki: Leah?

Kidnapper: No she's older 

Tatsuki: BITCH THATS MY WIFE-

Kidnapper: *in the verge of tears* Please take her away from me-

Millane: Did you bring me here cuz you were lonely? If so then lets play *brings out her knife*

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Chaehyuns Phone beeps

Chaehyun: Somebody texted me see? Now stop teasing me that nobody texts me

Chaehyun: *Checking the phone* wait...NO DUOLINGO I DONT WANNA PRACTICE MY SPANISH LESSONS-

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Aera: *tucking Ayumi to bed*

Ayumi: Unnie there is a monster under my bed

Aera: Monster? They don't exist sweety-

Ayumi: What if they do? Try hitting it with a baseball bat

Aera: *Hitting under the bed* See there is nothing under-

Sunil and Yeojin popping from underneath: You didn't have to hit us that HARD-

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Heera: Why is there a piece of cheese at the ceiling-

Amber: That's not important unnie...the real question is when will it fall

Alice: Or on who's head will it fall on-

Yeojin: *smirks at Miyeon*

Miyeon: NO JUST NO-

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Nix: Why do people congratulate you on your birthday

Nix: Birthdays are just a reminder that I'm slowly getting closer to death

Nix: What fo exactly find happy about it

Alice throwing pillow at nix: Go to sleep woman it's 3 am for goodness sake-

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Yeojin : Imagine how many spiders have cralwed on you while you were asleep

Miyeon : Yeah I'm not sleeping again-

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Leah: Did it hurt when you feel from the sky?

Luna: did you just-

Jasmine: Do we look like dead birds to you-

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Aera: Unnie I need the computer  for a while

Aera: what are you even doing in that locked room

Leah: *playing quiz of which stellar member is your soulmate*: Leader stuff

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Amber: Someone tell AYUMI that it's ok to go to a store and not buy anything

Ayumi: IT FEELS ILLEGAL

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Soojin: Out of all the things you could buy as a pet why a monkey-

Jade: Our dorm looks like a zoo anyway-

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Aera: what do you want for christmas

Millane: Peace & quietness

Aera: You'll never get that-

Millane:...a sweater would be nice

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Hola~

Hope you like it~

ILYSM beautiful hoomans~

Baiii~