Ive come to bargain

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Emerald: that's way too OP!

Darkness was enraged, he summoned tiny spikes from the ground around Jaune and sent them towards him

Jaune quickly summoned a bright orange shield around him, stopping the spikes from killing him.

But the spikes were too much and broke through the shield.

Jaune quickly slapped his wrists together and summoned two glyph-like shields on his arms and began to manually deflect the spikes.

Qrow grinned at the screen

Qrow: kids got some sick reflexes, I'll give him that.

But the spikes were too much, and one got past his mini gauntlet shield and stabbed him in the back, followed the rest.

But again, time rewinded, and Jaune was back

Jaune: god of darkness, brother of the light, creator of this world and father of the Grimm. I've come to bargain.

Darkness flattened Jaune with his hand quickly, hoping to be rid of the annoyance

Roman jumped slightly at the sudden death

Roman: dam, didn't even hesitate

Jaune flew down to the rock

Jaune: God of darkness, brother of the light, creator of this world and father of the Grimm. I've come to bargain

Darkness screamed in rage

Darkness: RELEASE ME!

Jaune shook his head

Jaune: not until you leave this world. I will not stand by and let remnant suffer.

Darkness glowered down at the boy, how dare he?

Darkness: then I will kill you over and over again for eternity. You will suffer more then any mortal has suffered before.

Jaune winced slightly

Jaune: pain is an old friend.

Tai knows the look Jaune is making, the look of a man who has been through metaphorical hell and back. He was similar once, after Raven left, but thank oum he wasn't like that any more.

Darkness summoned a beam of pure energy, and fired it at the blonde boy.

Jaune produced a shield made of those orange glyphs and blocked the beam, for a few moments he held back darkness's attack, but only for that long. The beam disintegrated him.

Cinder: he is holding back a god, even for a few moments, how?

Time rewinded again, and Jaune flew down to the rock

Jaune: God of darkness, brother of the light, creator of this world, father of the Grimm. I've come to bargain

Darkness seemed tired of this already

Darkness: you can't do this forever

Jaune grinned

Jaune: actually I can

He gestured to his amulet

Darkness: you will never win, I am a god!

Jaune shrugged

Jaune: maybe so, but I can die, again, and again, and again. Because as long as I do, remnant will be safe.

Pyyhra sniffled slightly

Pyyhra: that is something Jaune would say

Jaunes grin widened

Jaune: you could say your my prisoner.

That one statement reignited darkness rage, and he disintegrated jaune in a blast.

The 5th death

Next darkness snapped Jaune in half

Death 55

Darkness decapitated Jaune, and ate his head

Death 178

Darknesss let a giant pack of Beowulf's devours Jaune

Death 256

Now he let ursas eat him

Death 298

Next it was deathstalkers stab him to death

Death 3489

Darkness turned into his dragon form and ate him

Death 3490

Darkness ate him in his dragon form

The audience was put into a horrified silence, this was just too much death. Even if they were jumping around from death to death, the number alone was terrifying.

Darkness's rage grew and grew, with each death Jaune would return completely fine, and say that dam montra over and over again, like it was a chant!

Jaune: god of darkness

Now geists crushed him to death

Jaune: brother of the light

Jaune was thrown of the cliff

Jaune: creator of this world

Jaune was stabbed with darkness's antlers

Jaune: father of the Grimm

Jaune was thrown into atmosphere

Jaune: I've come to bargin

Darkness fell to his knees, returning to his normal form.

Darkness: END THIS! END MY SUFFERING!

Nora laughed

Nora: ha! Jaune Jaune just beat a god!

Qrow turned towards ozpin

Qrow: ozpin, please tell me I'm too drunk right now.

Ozpin chuckled

Ozpin: No your not old friend, the god of darkness just broke.

Jaune: I've come to bargain, I will only end this after we've bargained.

Darkness stood up and looked Jaune directly in his eyes

Darkness: what, what could you possibly want?

Jaune smirked

Jaune: I want you to leave this planet, take your Grimm, and never return. Sounds like a good deal?

Weiss 's eyes widened

Weiss: a world without Grimm? I can't even imagine!

Darkness stood, and was very Cleary not happy about this

Jaune: or refuse, and we stay here forever.

Darkness turned towards his Grimm

Darkness: I accept

He began to levitate, taking his Grimm with him as he left the planet forever.

Jaune ended the loop, smiling as he does.

Pyyhra let a breath out she didn't know she was holding

Pyhrra: he won, he did it!

Jaune turned towards both inner circles of ozpin and Salem. Opzin stood and made his way toward Jaune

Ozpin: mr arc, what did you do?

Jaune shrugged

Jaune: I just had a chat with the god of darkness, a nice long chat.

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