Ponyboy: ugh my stomach hurts. I HATE ICE CREAM
Steve: PONY, YOUR LACTOSE INTOLERANT
...
Pony: I saw randy wearing shorts and a parrot shirt
Dally: a parachute?
Pony: no PARROT SHIRT
Soda: Parrot? Like, the bird?
...
Soda: so are you bi?
Pony: I don't know
Soda: do you like guys?
Pony: kinda?
Soda: do you like girls?
Pony: definitely!
Soda: so you're straight-and-a-half.
Pony: *stands up and yells* GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMET
*everyone looks a him*
Pony: IM STRAIGHT-AND-A-HALF
*everyone claps*
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Tw// don't take this one seriously
Pony: *talking to somthing he's mad at" kill your self-
Steve: WHAT DID I DO
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Cherry: *cutting acrylic nails off w scissors*
Marcia: why are you doing that
Cherry: I can't take em off and I don't want them on anymore. And because it's fun.
Dally: just take em off w pliers.
...
Pony: *walks up to soda* I had a dream
Soda: about what
Pony: Johnny was wearing a skirt
Soda: WHAT
Pony:IK
Soda: what happened?
Pony: well I was walking down the hall and I saw dare and dal kissing then I went to fill up my water bottle and darry two-bit and dal just magically teleported to me and Johnny came up to us really excited/ proud and he was kinda jumping in a skirt.
Soda: what color was it
Pony: ... pink and white plaid
Soda: ofc
Pony: yeah and i can't tell if it was hot or traumatizing
...
Thus one is short idk I just thought this one would be funny to post if ya don't want me to post stuff like this then lmk (I probably don't care) but yeah bye
-your new mom 💋
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FanfictionREQUESTS OPEN!!!! No smut, just very spicy moments. <3 Just a bunch of ships. I'm not gonna post that much. Incase your dumb (don't take me seriously, Ily <3) here are the ship names. Stevepop= steve x soda pop Johnnyboy (obvi)= Johnny x ponyboy d...
