"Schlatt, darling, can you pass me a water?"
"No. Stop calling me that."
"Pleeeeeasssseeee love~?"
"No. No water for you"
"Pleaseeeeeee"
"No. Can you not call me that?"
"Mhhhhhhh why?"
"Because. A, its very gay. B, we aren't together in any way, so you can't call me that. C, I never gave you permission."
"Stupid lies you're telling me, stupid stupid..."
"Oh shut up."
Just a little thing. :)
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☆◇~Schlattbur Oneshots~◇☆ (DISCONTINUED)
Randomhere's some little (not all r little lmao-) storys I thought of! will contain: fluff angst AUs Blood & organs (organs on 1st chapter only) Smut Panic attacks & stuff related to them hope you enjoy it :) This is all c! Characters btw!
