Derek: hotch really the typa man to not know what discord is 🙀🥶😏😏
Derek: he'd really say some "What's a discord?"
Hotch: go get in another car crash 👍🏻
Emily: HOTCH💀 THATS SO FUNNY SHUT UP
Y/n: No bc Derek is kinda right which makes it funnier 🤭💀💀
Hotch: You're supposed to be on my side Y/n 🙄
Y/n: I always am it's okay
Derek: haters be on my nuts SO much 😹 bozo energy
Emily: rich coming from you tbh bozo
Derek: SHUT
Y/n: your mom is on my nuts SO much
Y/n: she be out here gargling them like mouthwash
JJ: Y/N 😭😭
Emily: MOUTHWASH HELP 💀 BESTIE THATS SO FUNNY STOP IT ✋🏻
Hotch: mouthwash...
Derek: I'm telling her you said that.
Y/n: shaking in my boots rn
Y/n: shivers=timbered🥶🥶
Hotch: derek the type of man to tell on his adult friends to his mom
Garcia: you guys broke hotch I think </3
Derek: HOTCH STOP BULLYINY ME
Hotch: YOU DID IT FIRST? HYPOCRITE
Derek: YEAH OKAY BUDDY SHUT UP.🤤
Hotch: .what.
Y/n: lmao this is why he won't fuck you derek 💀
Emily: Y/N LMAO AT EVERYONE'S THROATS TODAYCOH MY GOD
JJ: Derek the typa guy to try and fuck his boss
Derek: yeah ❤
Y/n: Fair enough, tbh can't hate the player hate the game
Emily: HELLO???
Derek: heart been broke so many times I I don't know what to believeeee 💔 mama said it's my fault, my fault 💔💔
JJ: dramatic ass 💀
Hotch: I'm listening 👂🏻
Derek: this is outrageous 😳 😤 😭 🔥
Emily: it's okay Derek, maybe if you get panties in hotchs favorite color you'll get 'im next time
Hotch: pardon.
Derek: no one even fucking knows his favorite color bc he doesn't know how to communicate at all I bet its probably the straightest favorite color too bc he was in the closet for so long he knows nothing else but act straight
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
