Y/n: Good find Drax.

Gamora: Rocket, what were you two doing in the Cortex?

Rocket: Coming back from a job. A successful one.

Peter: Okay, I've got two conduits here.

Rocket: Someone tell him to turn them on!

Groot: I am Groot!

Peter: Thanks, buddy!

Y/n: Do you know how to turn them on?

Peter: Uh... Sure?

Y/n:(sighs)

Gamora: Any day now, Peter.

Drax: Yes, our investigation cannot continue until we exit this room.

Rocket: Anyone else thinking Rocket should be the one with the rocket boots?

Y/n: Nope just you.

Peter: Nothing's happening.

Rocket: Gamora, tell him to check the power supply.

Peter: It's empty.

Rocket: Then tell him to find a battery!

Gamora: Did you catch that?

Peter: Yeah, yeah.

Rocket: Groot, call the mutt! Let him know his hand gave us the finger!

Gamora: You think insulting him will keep us out of jail?

Drax: we have not yet completed the investigation. We should wait.

Peter: Okay got us a battery.

Rocket: Took him long enough.

Y/n: Like you could do any better raccoon.

Rocket: Don't call me a raccoon!

Y/n: I'm sorry, I took it too far. I meant trash panda.

Rocket: Is that better?

Y/n:( whispers to Gamora) It's worse. It's so much worse.

Gamora:(Giggles)

Peter: Hey, I'm trying, man.

Rocket: And we're still floating around.

Peter: Okay, I got the battery installed, Gamora. But nothing's happening.

Gamora: Seriously?

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Ugh. Fine. I'll tell him...Listen up, slug breath! Tell me what you see.

Peter: Uh... There's a blue wire. And two connections, yellow and red. And one big green thing.

Rocket:(Yelling) Don't touch the green thing!

Peter: Not a great time to start yelling, dude!

Rocket: Okay, okay... First, plug the wire to either connection. All we need is a little jump start.

Peter: To either one?

Rocket: It's not brain surgery. Just pick one!

Drax: I have begun to enjoy this weightlessness. It feels like when Hovat and I fell in love. We were shoved naked from a cliff in a Katathian mating ritual.

Peter:(groans) Here goes nothing. Oh ,Crap!

A alarm starts going off and the back off the ship opens up and starts pulling everything in to space. The Team is holding on for their lives.

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