Male reader x Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

Chapter 4

Y/n: Anyways we should come up with a plan to get rocket out.

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Drax: At last!

Peter: Huh?!

Drax: We have arrived at the monster queen's fortress!

Gamora: At its entrance, anyways. So. As I was saying, I can handle a little solo extraction.

Rocket: No offense, but you ain't exactly invested in my safe return. My skin, my plan.

Gamora: Your call, Peter.

Rocket: The flark it is! I'm the one in the box, lady.

Drax: Peter Quill is our leader. The burden of your possible death falls on his shoulders.

Rocket: Okay, now we're definitely doing my plan.

Peter: Since I was for sure listening, I'm gonna go with Gamora's solo-whatever.

Y/n: Yeah you were not listening but okay.

Peter: Was too!

Rocket: You're gonna let her just go in alone and steal me back?

Peter: I am? I mean, I am.

Y/n: (rolls eyes) Nice save old man.

Gamora: I've done this sort of thing a hundred times.

Hellraiser: Name?

Peter: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Hellraiser: Never heard of you.

Groot: I am Groot.

Peter: Bona fide monster sellers.

Gamora:Today, anyway.

Hellraiser: What's in the box?

Peter: A monstrous abomination from Halfworld and the meanest S.O.B. in the quadrant.

Hellraiser: Pass.

Rocket: Pass?!

Y/n: (whisper) Rocket!

Rocket: I mean-- Roaaarrr!

Hellraiser: Thing's puny.

Drax: It is a Hell-beast, the namesake of your mistress. You would be wise to reconsider.

Hellraiser: Alright, get going. Before I change my mind. And if the Lady don't like it, I'll be carting out what's left of you in that box.

The Team walk forward into the elevator.

Gamora:"Hell-beast"?

Drax: It is an accurate moniker. The little beast has a hellish demeanor.

Y/n:(Chuckles) Yea he does.

Rocket: I like it!

Gamora: Not exactly an easy way out if this all goes to hell.

Peter: It's gonna go great. We got a killer monster and a solid plan.

Drax: I would show more caution, Peter Quill. If Lady Hellbender realizes our deceit, her vengeance will be swift.

Peter: What, I'm supposed to be scared, just 'cause she's got "hell" in her name? She runs a glorified zoo.

Gamora: That's no zoo...

Drax: The monster Queen has a monster army.

Peter: Any chance they're the zookeepers? With guns?