Chapter 77 Recruitment

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BLU: okay look, Here.

BLU Shows a DOOM 2016 Pistol

BLU: I'm giving you my damn gun so you can shoot yourself.

Frex: Screw off, you and that piece of sh*t Thing your riding on.

RED almost got triggered.

RED: Okay.. That's it.

BLU put his own DOOM 2016 Pistol back to his weapon slot.

BLU: N-No Red.. Don't.

RED Looks at Frex.

RED: Buddy. Your Ugly.

*Music Scratch*

RED: and nobody likes you.

BLU: oh no. *Facepalm*

Frex Started Crying.

BLU: -_-

5 Minutes Later

RED: Hey Uh..

Frex: what?

RED: you can join us of the Combine Union, We Know alot of nice girls. I can hook you up.

BLU: You've seen Darkman, right? He Doesn't even Have Lips.

RED: eegh..

BLU: Look. Your Not Alone, uh..

Frex: Frex!

BLU: Frex. Right.

After That, Frex Was Recruited to the Combine Union, Which Our Mission is to Recruit people for those who live in this world, We Don't want people in this world know that they're being invaded by aliens along with Jackass Xerchon problems.

Onto The Next One.

We Encounter This Teenage Kid around 17

ID Name: Maxith

RED came on the front, he opened the head hatch and shows himself to be less intimidating due to his devil horns.

RED: hey Kid.. You Like *shows Candies* Candies and sweets?

Maxith: My Mom Never talk to assholes, sorry.

RED: *gasp*

BLU: Move Asshole I'll do the Talking! 

BLU Push RED's Mech away.

BLU: Hey Punk! You got hair on your sack?!

Maxith: huh? What do you want from me?!

BLU: Were looking for new Recruits.

Maxith: uh. for what?

BLU: Don't you wanna save yourself from world war, right? I'm sure your good friends are over there inside those houses.

Maxith: so?

RED: You wanna live in a good place?

Maxith: yeah.

RED: Do you want good foods to eat everyday?

Maxith: yeah.

RED: Then your in the right place.

Maxith: Do I have to shower with other dudes?

BLU: Yes.

Maxith: Sounds Kinda Gay..

BLU: Its only Gay if you make eye contact.

RED: and make sure you don't get a boner in there because that's the sign for ✌"I'm Available"✌

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