Taylor:
Y/n: k
T: every kiss begins with k ;)
Y/n: too bad ugly begins with u.
Cameron:
C: r u still mad at me
Y/n: twinkle twinkle little star
C: how I wonder what you are?
Y/n: wish I could hit you with my car
C: ok. you're still mad
Nash:
N: hi
Y/n: hi
N: did you eat?
Y/n: did you eat?
N: r u copying me?
Y/n: r u copying me?
N: I love you!
Y/n: yea I ate already
Hayes:
Y/n: what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
H: what?
Y/n: nothing it just waved
H: oh
Y/n:do you sea what I did there?
H: no
Y/n: I'm shore you did
H: why do you even have friends?
Y/n: oh don't be such a beach
Matt:
Y/n: send me words of encouragement so I won't murder someone at work
M: there's no Netflix in prison
Shawn:
S: y/n
Y/n: I'll be home in 5 minutes, if not read this again.
Carter:
C: babe are you jealous
Y/n: no
C: babe are you jealous
Y/n: no
C: babe are you jealous
Y/n: I already said no
C: babe can I have a kiss
Y/n: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR PIC ON INSTAGRAM!
Jack j:
Y/n: hey remember that sweatshirt I borrowed a while ago
J: yeah...what about it?
Y/n: just to let you know, the only reason you'll ever get it back because it's lost it's scent
Y/n: I expect it back as soon as you have it smelling like you
J: that's fine, mostly because it smells like you when it comes back:)
Y/n: awww good answer!
Jack g:
J: you need to move on and forget about me...
Y/n: how am I supposed to forget about you when every time I walk outside I see things that remind me of you. like garbage cans and dog shit.
Nate:
N: today I was eating pizza and thought of you...that was our thing
Y/n: I had some baby carrots today and thought of your dick. bye!
Jacob:
Y/n: I suck, I got a f in math
Y/n:my life is over
J: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why it's called the present
Don't beat yourself up
Y/n: jakey! Your the best bf ever! That's beautiful! Where is it from?
J: Kung fu panda :)
Y/n: of course it was.. -_-
Sammy:
S: I miss you
S: come back to me
Y/n: where are you?
S: my apt
Y/n: go to the window
S: I'm here
Y/n: jump
Kenny:
K: I miss you
Y/n: of course you do
